Funny, I always knew this was true....

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  1. jakeatolla

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    WOMEN'S REVENGE

    "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
    As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
    "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
    "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
     
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    Diabolical.
     
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    ...that story reminded my of my parents divorce, which was every bit as brutal as "War of the Roses". Sheets were cut in half, so the other could not have them and my mother was allowed the VCR but was not allowed the remote control.
     
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    That's one way of pushing his buttons.
     
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    She will go to hell for that!! Evil witch.

    He will have to get up of the sofa to change channels now, what torture!

    http://funideas.com/shockremotecontrol.html

    She could have swapped it for this one to increase the suffering!
     
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    Why get pissed off, just get an aftermarket universal remote, Also most electronics give you the option of changing channels thru one or several electronic devices. I have a tv remote, vcr remote (programmed for the tv as well), a universal one and one for the theatre surround system. The only downside, they all need battery maintenance, it's hard to maintain all those batteries. I have 3-4 dress watches with dead batteries in them, those are even a bigger pita to maintain.
     
  7. jakeatolla

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    Next time , before you read a joke, stand on a step ladder.:biggrin1:
     
  8. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Did you ever stop to view this as a joke & not analyze it?
    Sheesh. Do us all a favor & go wade in a pirrhanna pool with a bloody porkchop.
     
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    Television is brainwash, let him watch it.
     
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