Funny Innuendo/Double Entendre on TV

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

Does anyone have any funny innuendo? Or lines that aren't intended to be innuendo but your dirty mind sexualises them?

On tonight's episode of Hollyoaks, a woman says to a man 'it's your birthday.'

And then 'it should be big' and looks him up and down with a look of disapproval. I laughed to myself hehe.

Anyone have anymore? :smile:

 

[arthurdent]

On Blue Peter in the 1980s, one of the team did a filmed report on some stately home, which ended with a shot of the double front doors closing, each having a brass door knocker. The camera then came back to Simon Groom in the studio, saying "What a beautiful pair of knockers"!

When the BBC did a night of programs celebrating Blue Peter a couple of years ago, it turned out that Simon was always trying to slip in some innuendo without producer Biddy Baxter, noticing.

Of course, if she had wanted an innuendo, he would have been happy to give her one.