funny joke i heard

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  1. hobag

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    Tarzan meets jane 4 th first time.... and jane asks him how he gets himself off... so tarzan said "i use a hole in a tree stump" and jane looked at him n told him NO!! so she took her clothes off and showed him her "bits n peices" and said "it goes in here" so she pointed to iher vagina. then she layed down on the ground ready for tarzan to put it in her... but tarzan came up and kicked here in the vagina !
    So now jane is rolling around in pain ! and she asks him why he did that .... and tarzan replied "i was checking for squirals!"
     
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    Lol that's pretty funny, but I feel a little guilty for laughing at such a violent image ^_^
     
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    lol my mum told me that one ;) we both just see the funny side to things :D
     
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    vERY FUNNY
     
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    I ran the bell and this man opened the door in his pyjamas!

    Funny place to have a door!
     
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