Funny Locker room stories

Discussion in 'Show Off' started by Flyin' Owl, Nov 25, 2005.

  1. Flyin' Owl

    Flyin' Owl New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 25, 2005
    Messages:
    8
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    I was just curious if any one has any funny locker room stories
     
  2. Flyin' Owl

    Flyin' Owl New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 25, 2005
    Messages:
    8
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    sorry I found the correct thread about high school locker rooms
     
  3. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2002
    Messages:
    83,922
    Likes Received:
    34
    So this jock walked into a locker room ....
     
  4. GoneA

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2005
    Messages:
    5,176
    Likes Received:
    1
    the locker room in my high school had a great sense of humor.
     
  5. dickman45885

    dickman45885 New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2005
    Messages:
    730
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    10
    Location:
    ohio
    This one time in the locker room at high school I had to get naked to shower and.......well, I got all wet, but it was alright cause I had a towel to dry off with.....

    However, this one time in the shower in the army...we had a new guy in the unit....and I was in the shower with my best friend, and this new dude was in the shower....I noticed his cock, it looked like it had a tatoo on it. I said, I hate to sound queer, but I noticed something....is that what I think it is? He replied yes, I asked him what it was and he said a snake. This was back in the 60's before tats were a big thing.
     
  6. Jadamo

    Jadamo New Member

    Joined:
    May 16, 2005
    Messages:
    39
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    0
  7. SomeGuyOverThere

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2004
    Messages:
    1,496
    Likes Received:
    5
    Gender:
    Male
    A man walked into a locker room.

    He said "ouch".
     
  8. B_caneadea

    B_caneadea New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2005
    Messages:
    736
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    San Francisco
    Why would you hate to sound queer? What's wrong with being queer? Why would it be "queer" to ask somebody about their tatoo?
     
  9. dlcs

    dlcs New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2005
    Messages:
    464
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Sector ZZ9, Plural Z Alpha
    If a guy is so tough that he gets a snake tattooed on his weezer, wouldn't you want to approach him politely, with caution, and without the implication that you were staring with sexual intent lest he pound you into a few hundred pieces... or at least one big flat piece?
     
  10. dickman45885

    dickman45885 New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2005
    Messages:
    730
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    10
    Location:
    ohio
    Remember...this was the ARMY back in the '60's.....way before Don't Ask, Don't Tell. While there were gays in the military back then, well.....if you have to ask you just would not understand. And as far as being gay..... I have no problems....I am bi.....just back then you did not talk about it, in fact in the military, you still do not talk about it. It can cost a career, and I am looking at a couple of more good years, and a retirement check of close to $1000/month. And as for getting thumped by a dude tough enought to get his cock tattooed....well mine is pierced, but nothing like the endurance of getting a snake tattooed on your cock.
     
  11. dlcs

    dlcs New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2005
    Messages:
    464
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Sector ZZ9, Plural Z Alpha
    I think I love you.
     
  12. Matthew

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2005
    Messages:
    8,374
    Likes Received:
    161
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    California
  13. GoneA

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2005
    Messages:
    5,176
    Likes Received:
    1
  14. dickman45885

    dickman45885 New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2005
    Messages:
    730
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    10
    Location:
    ohio
    You know in the Navy they use powdered soap...takes a dude longer to pick up if he drops it.
     
  15. Synergistic

    Synergistic Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2002
    Messages:
    299
    Albums:
    2
    Likes Received:
    6
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Roanoke (VA, US)
    On his weezer? Man thats a new one on me. Puts the band in a whole new perspective.
     
  16. B_caneadea

    B_caneadea New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2005
    Messages:
    736
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    San Francisco
     
  17. GoneA

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2005
    Messages:
    5,176
    Likes Received:
    1
    are you tacitly implying something is wrong with him using the word "queer"...
     
  18. KinkGuy

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 19, 2004
    Messages:
    2,976
    Likes Received:
    6
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    southwest US
    Sensitivity training run amuck?
     
  19. floridaswimmer

    floridaswimmer New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2005
    Messages:
    25
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Florida (lived in the UK, though!)
    As my name suggest, I swim alot. Well, often, there is theis one short guy that goes for a swim, showers off, and then goes into the bathroom area of the locker room and blow dries off his entire body. It takes, I would say, about 5 minutes. He just stands ther, totally nude, and blowdries off. Wierd.

    Mike
     
  20. B_aNMpumpCOACH

    B_aNMpumpCOACH New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2005
    Messages:
    541
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    albuquerque NM mexico new mexico fool
    you military , usmc , army , navy ,

    where did you boot camp bootcamp? old worrier here , KAFB , know it ?
     
Draft saved Draft deleted