Any of you guys ever have something funny happen at the urinal that you will probably remember for ever? I remember being in the UK for the first time and taking a piss. I look real Irish (white/pink skin and fair/red hair and beard) but I'm American, and I'm cut. After a few seconds at the pisser, a Brit comes up and takes the urinal one or two down and I see out of the corner of my eye he's looking at my tool.. which is cut... and that puzzles him... so he starts looking at my face real closely.. then down at my cut pecker. I realize what's confusing him and just say to the wall "I'm not Jewish, I'm American". We both busted up laughing. Turning the tables, I was checking out this alpha dog marine two urinals down from me. Thick man, heavy thick tool. I must have spent a few moments too long cause without looking at me he barks "Eyes front soldier." I practically crapped my pants.