funny original dick jokes.

[D_N Flay Table]

Can you come up with a funny original dick joke?


I can.

-my dick is like the movie titanic. When women see it. They cry.........



At least u thought it was funny.
What you got?

 

[D_N Flay Table]

My dick is so big i can use it to block out the sun. And save the planet from global warming. Al gore loves my cock.

 

[Industrialsize]

Can you come up with a funny original dick joke?


I can.

-my dick is like the movie titanic. When women see it. They cry.........



At least u thought it was funny.
What you got?

(I cried at Titanic).....

 

[D_N Flay Table]

My dick is so big, the head has filed a missing persons report on my balls.

 

[D_N Flay Table]

My dick is so big it has to file a 1099 every year.

 

[D_N Flay Table]

My dick is so big. Last time i sneezed it gave me whiplash.

 

[D_N Flay Table]

My dick is so big it was featured on sharkweek.

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

^^Your dick is so big it hangs right down to your chest!:wink:

 

[D_N Flay Table]

My dik is so big. If i sent u a pic of it on your phone. It would crash the netwok.

 

[D_N Flay Table]

My dick is so big. Steven hawking has books written about it.

 

[D_N Flay Table]

My dick is so big. When i go to the circus people feed it peanuts.

 

[D_N Flay Table]

Ny dick is so big. You can see it on google™ maps.

 

[iian1972]

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.

 

[iian1972]

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?

Castrated.

 

[iian1972]

What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

 

[iian1972]

Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?

To get oxygen to his brain!

 

[D_N Flay Table]

Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?

To get oxygen to his brain!

Good one.

 

[willow78]

My dick is so small, when I take my pants off people think I'm standing far away.

 

[willow78]

My dick is so big. When i go to the circus people feed it peanuts.

My dick is so small, people at the circus thought they were peanuts.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

My dick is so big that I need to purchase swimming trunks with industrial strength netting so my dick don't slip out during laps and make people thing I'm part manta ray.:yikes: