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    D_N Flay Table New Member

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    Can you come up with a funny original dick joke?


    I can.

    -my dick is like the movie titanic. When women see it. They cry.........



    At least u thought it was funny.
    What you got?
     
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    My dick is so big i can use it to block out the sun. And save the planet from global warming. Al gore loves my cock.
     
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    (I cried at Titanic).....:cool:
     
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    My dick is so big, the head has filed a missing persons report on my balls.
     
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    My dick is so big it has to file a 1099 every year.
     
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    My dick is so big. Last time i sneezed it gave me whiplash.
     
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    My dick is so big it was featured on sharkweek.
     
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    ^^Your dick is so big it hangs right down to your chest!:wink:
     
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    My dik is so big. If i sent u a pic of it on your phone. It would crash the netwok.
     
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    My dick is so big. Steven hawking has books written about it.
     
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    My dick is so big. When i go to the circus people feed it peanuts.
     
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    Ny dick is so big. You can see it on google™ maps.
     
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    What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

    The man.
     
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    What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?

    Castrated.
     
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    What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

    You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
     
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    Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?

    To get oxygen to his brain!
     
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    Good one. :)
     
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    My dick is so small, when I take my pants off people think I'm standing far away.
     
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    My dick is so small, people at the circus thought they were peanuts.
     
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    My dick is so big that I need to purchase swimming trunks with industrial strength netting so my dick don't slip out during laps and make people thing I'm part manta ray.:yikes:
     
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