Funny pick-up lines/jokes about big ones

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  1. twipns

    twipns New Member

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    hey,

    do u know any phrases/jokes about big penis?
    how do u react when someone tells u ur huge?

    i'll start with a few examples:

    * - f*ck thas huge, how can u handle it?
    - oh thats ok, once a day i unlock the knots and its get fine
    * i need something to lean on when i get tired
    * what?! u've never saw the anaconda from a close look?

    ur turn!!!!
     
  2. lorne

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    I had a chick say: thats why bush cant find the WMDs you have them.
     
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    LOL :slaphappy:
     
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    Did you answer her to something like "Yeah...but I do hope yours (bush) will be able to find it :)
     
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    Nice shoes!! Wanna fuck??


    It ain't my feet holding me up!!
     
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