Funny pick-up lines/jokes about big ones

[twipns]

hey,

do u know any phrases/jokes about big penis?
how do u react when someone tells u ur huge?

i'll start with a few examples:

* - f*ck thas huge, how can u handle it?
- oh thats ok, once a day i unlock the knots and its get fine
* i need something to lean on when i get tired
* what?! u've never saw the anaconda from a close look?

ur turn!!!!

 

[lorne]

I had a chick say: thats why bush cant find the WMDs you have them.

 

[nowayzomg]

I had a chick say: thats why bush cant find the WMDs you have them.

LOL :slaphappy:

 

[7halfX6]

Did you answer her to something like "Yeah...but I do hope yours (bush) will be able to find it

 

[EagleCowboy]

Nice shoes!! Wanna fuck??


It ain't my feet holding me up!!