Funny Porn moments

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  1. Ocean1

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    Last night be and my friends were laughing at some funny things we have seen in porn over the years.

    the first one was this Black guy with a huge dick was about to enter her anally from behind. The girl was really small and bending over a table. so he puts the head of his dick in, no lube, and the girl is kinda worried. she says "Ow. it hurt"
    and the brotha says " Dont worry I will go reaaaaaaaalllllly SLOW!" then shoves his entire dick in her ass.

    Another is this porn where the guy says " My time to shine!" before cumming on the girl. she even starts laughing in the video.

    I'm gunna find the clips o these cuz they r hilarious in context!
     
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    Probably the two funniest I've viewed in the last two yrs were the one where the camera man gets hit with a blorp of jizz right in his eye, and the other was a Filipina woman attacking a midget when he tried to brush her teeth with his cum.
     
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    Not sure I'd consider that first one funny.
     
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    anything with Ron Jeremy in it once he got passed 35.

    he looks like sonic the hedgehog having sex on film!!!
     
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    Yeah 1st one dont sound remotely funny.
     
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    In context it was. It was totally fake but they wanted to make it seem like it was really and that the guy was dominating the girl. Im trying to find the clip
     
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    Best comedy / gonzo porn I have seen, is a proper 70's film, done by Alex DeRenzy, called Babyface.

    Babyface (1977) | Classic Adult Video Movie Blog - 70's and 80's Porn

    Just so many funny moments in the film, but the best basically has to be near the end, when a mom who suspects one of the guy's who work at the brothel (Place is for women, which is an interesting twist) had fucked her daughter, so she poses as a client, get's the guy in the room, makes out she has a fetish with cling wrap, wraps him up, pulls out a massive carving knife to the base of the guys cock :biggrin1:

    Clip here, of the main gang bang scene, starring Kristine Heller, which is pretty fun to watch

    Vintage BabyFace 3 N15
     
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