Funny real story

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  1. MattMatt

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    I was working in a nice sized little lounge a long time ago and we had this DJ who was like .... a little runt.... but he thought he was "all that and a bag o' chips". Apparently he got allot of action from the ladies cause of his job * shrug* I dunno.

    Anyway one day he comes in and sits next to me and asks me how I~ think he looks in his new spandex shorts.... he stood up and turned around for me and I kinda raised an eyebrow and thought.. Geez youre a dip~~~.. told him they look real nice.. ( cause Im nice) and about ten minutes later he went into his booth to start work.

    on his first break he left a long playing song on... and slipped out of the booth to mingle...

    The entire house stopped dead, everyone was staring at him.

    I guess when your a DJ~~~ you outta remember that you use black lights allot...

    and that WHITE spandex shorts MIGHT not be a good choice after all. :biggrin1:
     
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    I don't get it.
     
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    I don't get it. You could see his cock? There were mustard stains all over him? What?


    This guy a strip club dj? Apparently he wasn't doing his job properly, because the whole dancefloor should have been jumping with drunk folks. Most clubs I frequent wouldn't care or even notice something in a guy's shorts.
     
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    Plagiarist.
     
  5. Heather LouAnna

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    Whinist.
     
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    That's not even a word.

    STOOPID
     
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    Aw, you love me!

    *glomps Heather, killing her in the process*
     
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    Speaking of weird words...what was the name of those weird peaceful mob things that were so popular a few years back? They were usually organized online and people would just all meet at the same spot all..doing something bizarre at a specific time. Like everyone would show up at the Starbuck's on 5th street at 4:31pm all wearing bear suits....or at 12:57 at the courthouse, everyone would meet and hop on one leg for two minutes straight.....know what I'm talking about? lol

    What'd they call that shit?
     
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    Oh wait..it's floshmobs..nevermind.

    Silly me. :biggrin1:
     
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    I can't tell if you're baiting me or not.

    Also, this is the first I've heard of them.
     
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    The combination of blacklights and white shorts reveal more than just an outline. The blacklight has a tendency to expose any liquids, etc. very clearly against a white background. So, if Mr. DJ has had his "sexual fix" for the night, the evidence would be quite visible under a blacklight. Hence the stares from everyone. :rolleyes:

    This is based on what MIGHT have occurred.......but I have seen this very phenomenon in person.:cool:
     
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    We gathered that much.
     
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    Apologies for my "geekness" then....
     
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