Funny second date story

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JR7

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I was just reflecting on a girl I went on a few dates with back in the very early 2000's. My mom and sister had a favorite department store where they were purchasing make-up. The saleswoman was so nice and cute, my mom thought to ask if she wanted to meet her son. This girl had a boyfriend, but she was no dummy. She set me up with her friend and she, her boyfriend, me, and the friend went on a double-date. (I think my mom and sister were very good customers of hers.) Anyhow, the double date went considerably well insofar as I was not meeting one person blind, but three. I got along well with everyone, the make-up saleswoman, her boyfriend, and the friend with whom I was being set up. Ironically, the friend was somewhat more attractive than the original girl with whom my mom tried to get me a date.

Not much happened on the first date since the four of us were together, but we did kiss goodnight. The second date, however, she invited me up to her apartment (into which she just moved and newly furnished). Yepp, you know where this is going. We started hooking up on her brand new couch. Sure enough she started giving me a handjob, and I blasted the seatback with probably four huge ropes of semen. So that her couch had some chance of recovery we moved into the bedroom. There, we 69-ed. She had a trimmed but still hairy vagina. Kind of a dishwater blonde shade of pubes. Very nice. She sat on my face while she blew me. Now when I use the term "sat on my face," literally her entire vulva went into my mouth. I could barely lick, let alone breathe. I figured she was getting back at me for cumming all over her couch. I felt like I swallowed a tennis ball. I managed subtly to hoist her mid section an inch or so off my chin so that I could more effectively eat her pussy (and breathe). She came and I did a second time. However, when I announced, "I'm gonna' cum again ..." she took my dick out of her mouth and jerked me off so I spooged all over my legs and pubic hair. Still her couch was messier.
 
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JR7

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Any other guys ever get suffocated by a girl's vagina plopping entirely into your mouth and her ass or taint covering your nose like in my account?
 
J

JR7

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Oh come on - am I the only one who has ever had a girl sit on his face - literally?!
 
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JR7

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Ironically, I cum-soaked couches more often than I ever got literally face-sat. Would have thought it the other way around considering how many different women on whom I went down on multiple occasions throughout the years.
 
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JR7

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I don't know what part of that hook-up I like more, dousing a new couch with cum or nearly dying of suffocation from a pussy. The latter is kind of the way I'd like to go...