Funny sex positions!!

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  1. rojji

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    So this isn't technically a POSITION, but more of a manuever

    The Amazon Fire Fighter:

    While having sex with your partner in the missionary position, right as you are about to blow your load, light their pubes on fire and then proceed to put the flames out with your spunk :biggrin1:

    Ok one more

    The Houdini:

    While having sex with your partner in the doggy-style position, pull your dick out and spit on their back in a discreet way to make it seem like you have jizzed. As they turn around yell "SURPRISE" and blow your load on their face :eek::eek::biggrin1:

    I got a bunch more but I'll save some for the rest of ya!
     
  2. D_Clumbert Cocksicle

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    Or how about the angry dragon. When you are about to blow your load, tell her to deep throat, blow your load down her throat, and slap her in the back of her head so cumm starts to snort out of her nose and it looks like an angry dragon .
     
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    what is your favourite sex position? sitting naked in front of my computer
     
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