Funny sexual terms

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Sometimes I hear some sexual term that I couldn't ever guess what it means, and then I learn, and it makes total sense. So what are some of your favorites.

Here's mine: Cincinnati Bowtie. A reverse tit-fuck, so the balls lay on the neck like a flesh bowtie.

When I heard that, it made so much sense, and was funny as hell.
 

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Saddlebagging.

Cleveland Steamroller.

Hot Lunch.

Two in the pink and one in the stink.

Two in the blood and one in the mud.

Two in the gash and one in the trash.
 

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Some of my favorite funny sexual terms are.
1. The Filthy Sanchez
2. The Rusty Trombone
3. The Donkey Punch
4. The Shocker
5. Tea Bagging
6. A Hot Lunch
7. The Pearl Necklace
 

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It seems like the majority of the great names, the sex act involves gross "why would anyone do that" sex acts.
 

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Teabagging always made me giggle. I don't think that one is particularly repugnant (dare I say I quite like it), but I agree just about all of the others are off-putting. All the ones that I know of, anyway. The others I don't are probably best left a mystery!
 
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Frottage. Sounds like a disease or a kind of transportation term.