Funny story...airport experience

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So i was flying home from florida the other day, going through security... The lady says to me "ir you still have something in your pocket, theres a bulge in your right pocket...." shcked i reach to feel my pockets and say "no theres nothing".. my wife says "ma'am thats just natural bulge" and starts giggling...i was bright red ands embarassed... the security lady didnt comment further...
 

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lol atleast you didn't get bothered any further. Jonah Falcon had a asshole for a security officer that padded him down
 

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I had an airport incedent that turned out wellat the end.I had pumped up really big and sinchedmy self real big. I had just done an internal flight no problem but I noticed my cock had grown some more in the flight, a couple of stewardesses had noticed the huge bulge too I got lots of attention too.But at the airport they had imformed on me and I was searched and my bags checked and my cock pump was made known to people all around waisted effort of embarresment on me and when they body seached me the security was two women and there mouths dropped open they looked at each other then tried to act and give me the third digree waisted I was let go and flew to Italy were I noticed the two stewardesses that night was wild the told me all knew about what I had and did they said they were turned on at the size and that night was my reward both were size queens and new how to enjoy themselves with 15"x9"
 

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I was being frisked, The guy asked me what is this, I said, my dick, want to see?..
Not sure who all heard. But sure it was a cheap thrill for him
 

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I had an airport incedent that turned out wellat the end.I had pumped up really big and sinchedmy self real big. I had just done an internal flight no problem but I noticed my cock had grown some more in the flight, a couple of stewardesses had noticed the huge bulge too I got lots of attention too.But at the airport they had imformed on me and I was searched and my bags checked and my cock pump was made known to people all around waisted effort of embarresment on me and when they body seached me the security was two women and there mouths dropped open they looked at each other then tried to act and give me the third digree waisted I was let go and flew to Italy were I noticed the two stewardesses that night was wild the told me all knew about what I had and did they said they were turned on at the size and that night was my reward both were size queens and new how to enjoy themselves with 15"x9"
Fictious story.
I know for sure that a body search by security will be done in a seperate room by male security guards for males and by female security guards for females.
And 2 stewardesses turned on? Ha'ha, in your dreams...
If I take 2/3th of your fake pumped size - 10"x6"; it's still an unbelievable story... and a bad one.
 

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Similar thing happened on COP tv show, cop searches dude, grabs his dick, feels it, holds it and asks "what's this?" Dude says "That's my PENIS." Cop says "Oh, sorry." That cop will NEVER live it down in the station house locker room!

Cop Grabs Guys Dick OOPS ! - YouTube
 

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Had it happen to me in an airport. I had on knee length shorts, and my id and ticket in hand. Female tsa said,"sir you need to remove everything from your shorts." I told her all I have is my id. She then told me you have something in them I can see it from here. I told her there is only me in my shorts. " she sad empty your left pocket" I started to remove my shorts to show her that it wasn't anything in pocket, and a male stopped me, said," sir I believe its only you in your shorts, please step aside for a patdown"