I wanted to start this because I remembered something funny I said years ago (yes I've always been 'dirty minded and proud'). My sister was teasing me saying I'm a man (I'm a tomboy and she's not, and she just likes to joke that I'm her "brother"). Anyway... I'd said something about my wallet (bare in mind women often have "purses") and she said "You're such a man" or something, and I said "Why, 'cause I've got a wallet? Or is it this big dick that gives it away?". It amused me anyway!:tongue: So I want you guys to post funny things you've said, or people you know or things you've heard... and if they're in any way sexual, all the better!