Funny Xmas joke

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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his sweetheart for Christmas and because they had not been dating for very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too personal.

Accompanied by his girlfriend's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items so the sister got the gloves and the girlfriend got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:

"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past 3 weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try on yours for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love, xxxx. P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing."