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    I have a funny story. One time when this girl was giving me a bj for the first time (she wasn't very experienced) she said she would let me bust in her mouth. So I felt it coming and I let her know and right after the first squirt she pulled back and I guess she thought that was all. Then came the second squirt right in the eye then the third and fourth in her hair, by then she moved out of the way. :redface: I felt bad but I couldn't help but laugh. Well I thought it was funny she didn't.:rolleyes:
     
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    That's lovely:biggrin1:
    The first girl who blew me (I was in my mid teens) was a lot more confident than I was despite being younger. She let me come in her mouth (every drop) then she threw her head back, gargled, and spat it out the window! Needless to say I was impressed. We were in her bedroom which was on the first floor of her parents pub. I couldn't stop laughing at the idea that she might have landed my hot load on the windscreen of a passing car, or even on a pedestrian.

    I'll tell you another about her:
    She and I would help out in the pub kitchen, then when the punters had eaten and were drinking and smoking at the bar with her parents, we'd go upstairs to her room and fuck. One time (I can't remember who's idea it was) she went back downstairs and came up with a pint beer glass full of water and ice cubes, and when we got down to our fuck she slipped a few (now smooth) ice cubes into her pussy. Then, whilst the people downstairs were having their scotch on the rocks, we were upstairs having a 'poke on the rocks' as we called it. :biggrin1:

    And for the curious: It feels very cold, wet, and lumpy, but kinda nice. There's no way you can come until all the ice melts (which was good for me as I used to suffer terribly from premature ejaculation). But it doesn't half make a wet patch on the sheets. :redface:
     
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    LoL thats pretty funny. A friend of mine told me about that ice cube thing before he said he tried it but didn't go into much detail. I should try that with a girl sometime.
     
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    You've got me going now:

    A few years later, another girl made a less than impressive job of impressing me by trying to swallow it as I came. I don't think she was any more experienced that the girl who got it in the eye from you ganja4me. Anyway, this particular girlfriend was busy trying to swallow the first spurt, when my cockhead hit the back of her throat and let go the next one. She gagged and it all came out of her nose. :biggrin1: Oh how we laughed. Well I couldn't stop, and once she saw the funny side we were both falling about, and we always referred to the incident as her famous nose job.

    I think a sence of humour is vital for good sex. A one-liner that absolutely kills me is "Thanks for the blow job, cock breath". Do you know, there are some folk that don't get that one! It makes me laugh until I cry. Keep that one for a wedding reception some time. It's guaranteed to make a few people blow the champagne out of their glasses. Definitely worth a slap in the face.:spank:
     
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    lol thats some funny shit. Oh I'm definately gonna use that line next time i get head.
     
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    :eek: (thinks:... 'poor girl. what has she done to be used as the butt of such a horrid Groucho-Marx-in-a-porno-movie-one-liner?') Please NO! A girl has to have a seriously robust sence of humour to handle that one in a real situation. Don't say I didn't warn you if she punches ya lights out. Better still, just forget you ever heard such an appalling joke.:confused:
     
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    Oh I know I would only use that on a girl that would take it as a joke. I wouldn't want to offend a girl that is that close to me. Anyway most of the girls I mess with have a good sense of humor that's part of the reason I mess with them a good sense of humor is a turn on for me.
     
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