Gain an inch in 5 minutes flat

[D_alex8]

it's pretty crap

...and yet still altogether more plausible than some of the photoshop atrocities in the gallery here that earn scores of 10/10 from "wishful thinkers".

 

[windtalkerways]

Dear Santa....:wink:

 

[Snakebyte]

Dear Santa....:wink:

bring me photoshop 7.0 instead of an huge dick? :biggrin1:

 

[hungmark]

bring me photoshop 7.0 instead of an huge dick? :biggrin1:

how about grammar for dummies instead?

 

[Snakebyte]

how about grammar for dummies instead?

since english isn't my mother tongue I say it like spadle would.

Would you please consider suicide.


oh and I bet my english is better than your german

 

[D_alex8]

oh and I bet my english is better than your german

wollte ich eben auch sagen :wink:

 

[windtalkerways]

wollte ich eben auch sagen :wink:

Ja! :biggrin1:

 

[windtalkerways]

bring me photoshop 7.0 instead of an huge dick? :biggrin1:

This was funny, Snake! :tongue:

 

[Irish]

Am I doing this right?

Sorry, I got posted on 4chan.org's /b/.

 

[B_Danceswithlamps]

Why thank you, i think it was very pretty crap! ;P

It looks like you have a preety good idea of what you are doing, irish.

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

so only videos are real proof! :biggrin1:

If you've got time on your hands, a .mov file, and adobe ImageReady you can even "photoshop" a movie, I know I've done it before, twice. Before you start thinking I do it often, remember. I was bored, and had nothing else to do butit can only be done frame by freaking frame. I'd post it but it's crap. It moves around a bit loking like a snake trapped in a jockstrap trying to break free. "if you're wondering why I did it, it's because I saw it in "the making of..." a documentary of how to do CG for movies, and decided to give it a try."

 

[Snakebyte]

If you've got time on your hands, a .mov file, and adobe ImageReady you can even "photoshop" a movie, I know I've done it before, twice. Before you start thinking I do it often, remember. I was bored, and had nothing else to do butit can only be done frame by freaking frame. I'd post it but it's crap. It moves around a bit loking like a snake trapped in a jockstrap trying to break free. "if you're wondering why I did it, it's because I saw it in "the making of..." a documentary of how to do CG for movies, and decided to give it a try."

Ok I know there are some fake videos out there of celebs having sex. Must be much work. But in case anyone fakes a movie to prove his pretended dick size.. he really must be mentally ill :biggrin1: