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Guys, how much cum have you ejaculated in your life?
So, I recently saw an interesting calculation a guy had posted and thought I would attempt a similar calculation. (Although these are 'best guess' numbers.)

My total summed up to 20.5 US Gallons!!!

What's yours?

Frequency of ejaculations per week (from about age 14 to now)
X
~1.5 teaspoons of cum per ejaculate (conservative number)
X
52 (weeks in a year)
X
# of years (age 14 to now)
÷
768 (# of US teaspoons in a US gallon)
 

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I have no idea, all I can say is I shoot pretty big loads, I cum several times a day and I would imagine over a year that's a fairly big amount of cum.
I'm British and I would think that because of variants with imperial measurements, like UK and US gallons and any other variations it would probably help your thread to ask for volume calculations in litres rather than imperial. I'm only surmising that this would be easier for the majority of members who live in the lion share of the world and use the metric system.
 

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With an ejaculation amount of 1.54 grams on average (cautious estimate) this results in 27 458 masturbations 42.3 kilograms equals about 4 buckets with 10 liters content.
Therefore, I have the exact numbers because I have out of interest a sex diary. Take a look at the link, I'm Mr. Z.
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Actually considering all the tons of sperm I've pumped out within my life and only two little fellows, out of hundreds of billions, found their mark; it actually does seem too big to comprehend.

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Christ, I have no earthly idea. Especially when you consider that I ejaculate 6 times more volume (30 ml) than the highest end of the average male’s ejaculation (5 ml).

I don’t jerk off daily, I’m more of a 2-3 times a week guy. So if we ball park it then it’ll be in a range of...

Lower minimum:
  • 2 (times/week) x 30 (average volume of my ejaculate) = 60 (millilitres of ejaculate/week)
  • 60 (ml of ejaculate/week) x 52 (weeks/year) = 3120 (ml of ejaculate/year)
  • 3120 (ml of ejaculate/year) x 20.5 (years since I first jerked off) = 63960 (ml of ejaculate I’ve potentially put out in my lifetime)
  • 63960 ml is roughly 64 litres or 17 gallons.

Upper minimum:
  • 3 (times/week) x 30 (average volume of my ejaculate) = 90 (millilitres of ejaculate/week)
  • 90 (ml of ejaculate/week) x 52 (weeks/year) = 4680 (ml of ejaculate/year)
  • 4680 (ml of ejaculate/year) x 20.5 (years since I first jerked off) = 95940 (ml of ejaculate I’ve potentially put out in my lifetime)
  • 95940 ml is roughly 96 litres or 25.5 gallons.
And this is all going by very conservative estimates, there’s many times I’ve jerked off every day of a week, or multiple times in one day, or ejaculated even heavier volumes than my usual 30 ml in a given load.

Jeez, no wonder I’ve been called a one-man bukkake multiple times by multiple people.
 

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I have no idea, all I can say is I shoot pretty big loads, I cum several times a day and I would imagine over a year that's a fairly big amount of cum.
I'm British and I would think that because of variants with imperial measurements, like UK and US gallons and any other variations it would probably help your thread to ask for volume calculations in litres rather than imperial. I'm only surmising that this would be easier for the majority of members who live in the lion share of the world and use the metric system.
they use imperial across the pond
when weight is calculated as "stone"
 
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they use imperial across the pond
when weight is calculated as "stone"
I know mate, I said I'm British and we use stones and other imperial measurements. However the rest of Europe and most of the world is metric and even here in the UK the younger generation is predominantly metric. We're very mixed to be honest here in the motherland Blighty, a lot of people my age still weigh themselves in stones and almost all's guys no matter their age will measure their dick in inches. We still use miles and yards when measuring road distance and speed but apart from that everything is predominantly metric, you wouldn't put a gallon of fuel in your tank over here it's all litres.
 
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I’ve been told that I cum a lot, though I can’t really tell considering its usually inside an ass or down a throat. On the rare occasion that I jack off it never really seems like as much as the videos and pictures I’ve seen of “massive cum shots”. And its usually pale liquid and not the thick & goopy cum thats in porn. Is there like a special diet or something? I’d love a more impressive load.
 

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I know mate, I said I'm British and we use stones and other imperial measurements. However the rest of Europe and most of the world is metric and even here in the UK the younger generation is predominantly metric. We're very mixed to be honest here in the motherland Blighty, a lot of people my age still weigh themselves in stones and almost all's guys no matter their age will measure their dick in inches. We still use miles and yards when measuring road distance and speed but apart from that everything is predominantly metric, you wouldn't put a gallon of fuel in your tank over here it's all litres.

Have you seen the proposal to re-legalise imperial measures. Personally, I think that's crazy. I went to school at a time when both were taught but the metric system has much greater consistency and has the benefit of being an international standard used all over the world. The UK has left the EU, but the metric system is not EU-specific. The politicians are just pandering to sentimental nationalism.

Anyway, back to the topic, accounting for having started by 12, my frequency quickly increasing to a peak of 3x/day and then decreasing again first to 2x/day then to once/day, and ignoring the odd day when I didn't cum at all or the days when I came more than my usual amount for that period of my life, my best estimate is that I have cum about 21,915 times of which three actually resulted in a child.

The average, taken from the Wikipedia article, is 3.4ml so that would equate to 74.511 litres. That would be about 16.4 UK gallons or about 19.7 US gallons. That's more than the fuel tank capacity of my car but much less than a bathtub full.
 

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Have you seen the proposal to re-legalise imperial measures. Personally, I think that's crazy. I went to school at a time when both were taught but the metric system has much greater consistency and has the benefit of being an international standard used all over the world. The UK has left the EU, but the metric system is not EU-specific. The politicians are just pandering to sentimental nationalism.

Anyway, back to the topic, accounting for having started by 12, my frequency quickly increasing to a peak of 3x/day and then decreasing again first to 2x/day then to once/day, and ignoring the odd day when I didn't cum at all or the days when I came more than my usual amount for that period of my life, my best estimate is that I have cum about 21,915 times of which three actually resulted in a child.

The average, taken from the Wikipedia article, is 3.4ml so that would equate to 74.511 litres. That would be about 16.4 UK gallons or about 19.7 US gallons. That's more than the fuel tank capacity of my car but much less than a bathtub full.
Yes I see the talk of bringing back imperial quantities as an option, it wouldn't bother me but I'd be interested to see if anyone adopted it again after all this time, I can see it probably wouldn't necessarily be promoted but the only real difference would be when dinosaurs like me walk into a butchers and ask for a pound of mince they'd simply legally sell a pound of mince instead of having to convert it to metric for the sale.
 
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In an average of 1.54 grams Ejakulationsmenge resulting in 27 458 masturbation 42.3 kg equals 4 bucket with 10 liters capacity.
Therefore I have the exact figures because I have had interest from a sex diary. Watch times on the link, I'm Mr.Z.http://www2.hu-berlin.de/sexology/GESUND/ARCHIV/MAY_99.HTM
I've tried (out of interest) do without masturbation at age 23 years, 21 days I endured, it was hell.