Gals Who Measure !

[stesir]

they cannot measure correctly, even with the proper measuring instrument..it's called clueless.

 

[TinyPrincess]

they cannot measure correctly, even with the proper measuring instrument..it's called clueless.

Strange, I thought it was called porn

 

[hung566]

Ive never been measured by a girl but i would love too

 

[hung566]

me hard

 

[Nosuportneeded]

I got measured at over 7 by my gf in college because she had the ruler to the side of my dick. We were reading a Cosmo article about dick size, I think. It was hot. If it was below average I think I would have said lets not. I already knew I was 6.5 or so.

 

[Nosuportneeded]

Nope, but I dare you to name more than a handful who are more than 7" - 7 real inches that is - not porn inches...

I tend to agree that 7" would be a wow. I can think of 6 actors off the top of my head that am fairly confident are at least 7" without pressing the ruler in.

 

[Ocine]

I got measured at over 7 by my gf in college because she had the ruler to the side of my dick. We were reading a Cosmo article about dick size, I think. It was hot. If it was below average I think I would have said lets not. I already knew I was 6.5 or so.

I would also like a girl to measure me, it would be really hot, and also curious to see how she will measure ? from top ? side ? or she will try to cheat starting at 1" for boost my ego ? ahaha

 

[Nosuportneeded]

I would also like a girl to measure me, it would be really hot, and also curious to see how she will measure ? from top ? side ? or she will try to cheat starting at 1" for boost my ego ? ahaha

I forgot to address that. I corrected her measurement technique. I was relegated from big to upper-average status. I don't think we got around to measuring thickness, which is more of my strong suite. Again it was only fun because she made it fun by validating that I was a good size.

 

[Ocine]

Yeah I would also do that for the fun and the hot
Not sure I would tell her : wait I need to stand up, angle my cock straight parallel to floor and dont press !

 

[Nosuportneeded]

Yeah I would also do that for the fun and the hot
Not sure I would tell her : wait I need to stand up, angle my cock straight parallel to floor and dont press !

Nehooo, your ego should be just fine with that fucking thing under the ruler. She could measure you smaller by accident and you would still be big.

 

[bobg4400]

Yeah I would also do that for the fun and the hot
Not sure I would tell her : wait I need to stand up, angle my cock straight parallel to floor and dont press !

Oh no, I only measured it at 9" instead of 9.5"!!

I think she'd be impressed either way lol, how big are you?

 

[Ocine]

Nehooo, your ego should be just fine with that fucking thing under the ruler. She could measure you smaller by accident and you would still be big.

I hope

 

[Nosuportneeded]

I hope

Methinks you are a bit too modest. Trust me. Maybe you need some number-obsessed American chicks in your life.

 

[Ocine]

Methinks you are a bit too modest. Trust me. Maybe you need some number-obsessed American chicks in your life.

Number obsessed ?

But I would rather french one, should be easier

 

[Nosuportneeded]

Yes we as a culture like to quantify everything and associate bigger with better, hence my assumption that more American girls measure per capita, than other countries.

By all means

 

[Nosuportneeded]

...fuck French women if that is your preference. Perhaps I should move to France too, if you say they are easier to bed.

 

[Ocine]

Oh ok I heard that bout the Texas like everything is bigger in Texas lol

No no, I said easier with French girls since we live in the same country and speak the same language

 

[Spoiler]

If you've never heard a French girl talking during sex you're missing out

 

[Ocine]

If you've never heard a French girl talking during sex you're missing out

Before sex I think we have to talk a bit for know each other, no ?

 

[Spoiler]

Before sex I think we have to talk a bit for know each other, no ?

Ohhh even better! French women are so damn sexy