Gals Who Measure !

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I had a girlfriend who had a list of guys she had had and had Measured them, with a rating. At the time i was not in to measuring so i was a little shocked when she said she was going to measure. I said do it in the morning, hoping that i would be big ( early morning wood). When she measured, she took her time, and, wrote 7.5, i was so happy. However i noticed in her list i was 3rd, and there was more than 10 in her list. Top was a 9 incher. Now i wonder, i never asked her if she liked big ones or small..
 

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I have measured and been measured so many times.
Being measured - one can get a little perspective and occasionally some humility.

I have now measures 355 cocks.
I have the 'data'. average length was about 5.5L x 5 ish C
I used my own cock and changed the sizes accordingly.
No I dot do this everyday- and I am way behind cataloging it
here is a screen shot of the ridiculous file I started

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I don't understand, that's clearly the same penis image but just distorted differently each time?
 

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I have measured and been measured so many times.
Being measured - one can get a little perspective and occasionally some humility.

I have now measures 355 cocks.
I have the 'data'. average length was about 5.5L x 5 ish C
I used my own cock and changed the sizes accordingly.
No I dot do this everyday- and I am way behind cataloging it
here is a screen shot of the ridiculous file I started

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What a bizarre little hobby you have... but I kind of love it. That one in the top row looks like both the longest AND fattest of all of them. Am I right? What are its dimensions?
 

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I am a lot like you skinny. My wife was reading in one of her "Women's magazines" that average is about 6 inches. We were lying there in bed reading and she asked me how big I am. I told her I didn't know. So she grabbed the tape and started to measure. I knew I was probably in trouble, as mine is not large by anyone's imagination. In a disappointed voice she stated, "Oh, just 4 1/2 inches". She then rolled back over and resumed reading her magazine
Ouch
 

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Oh I see, what's the biggest one you've measured?

Do you meaure bonepressed on non-bonepressed?

And lastly, your profile says you're straight, how have you measured hundreds of penises?

Sorry about all the questions, just curious, I haven't seen anything like this before.
 
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Penises become camera shy. I've yet to see a camera shy Vagie. They be always smiling, albeit a little sideways.
 
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Im a guy who has been measured - im a pretty accurate 7".

How many gals out there keep a record of cock size?

The gal who took the tape to my john thomas was a sexy American brunette with a taste for fellacio.

And how is this a woman's issue? This is just a thread for men to get their jollies from women who measure.
 
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I have measured and been measured so many times.
Being measured - one can get a little perspective and occasionally some humility.

I have now measures 355 cocks.
I have the 'data'. average length was about 5.5L x 5 ish C
I used my own cock and changed the sizes accordingly.
No I dot do this everyday- and I am way behind cataloging it
here is a screen shot of the ridiculous file I started

View attachment 432147
Hahaha! I love this.
 
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I failed to notice the age. But you're right. I guess I am just trying to get people to think.
I agree with you. It's a dumbass thread. And I "think" that every time I see it. Three years of stupid.
 

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This was less of a "Hey ladies, have you ever measured a penis?" and more of a "Hey guys, share your experiences with being measured and if you don't have anything to share, talk about how horny it makes you"
 

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I love to measure, and have probably measured a little more than half of the guys I've been with. Not all guys let me unfortunately. It's just fun to compare all the different sizes out there.
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Why... according to you... do some guys refuse to let you measure their cock?...
... What are the conditions in which you operate your measurements?...
... Do you measure at the begining... meanwhile... or at the end of your encounter?...
... Do you, as a preliminary, warn the guys about your intention to measure them?... Or are they caught by surprise?... lol.
Thank you, dirtydame.