Gals Who Measure !

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Guys would be a lot less enthused if that was your dick measuring mantra.

"Oh, you're going to measure it again? Can't believe its that big baby? Wait...what's that knife for?"
Sounds like an LPSG horror movie!

To be perfectly honestly, I got the teensiest bit queasy posting that joke, but I just couldn’t stop myself. Bad LaFemme! Bad!
 

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Sounds like an LPSG horror movie!

To be perfectly honestly, I got the teensiest bit queasy posting that joke, but I just couldn’t stop myself. Bad LaFemme! Bad!
Cue the circumcision debates in 3....2.........
 

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Elvis is longtime gone...Motley Crue is retired...just keeping their memory/works alive...shame you're not a fan.
Citing two outdated, disgustingly sexist songs to defend misuse of the term “girls”, with no hint of sarcasm? Do I have this right?
 

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It's a matter of taste..as to what is disgustingly sexy/sexist.....ever just take a look at what's available/posted
at this crazy nightclub....you better not...if 60'-80's...pop culture humour gives you a heat attack..there stuff on here
that would do you in. Let's ban Austin Powers..it's been done his career is toast.
 

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Just for the sake of getting this back on topic, Mrs. Shackleford has been employing a rather generous length-measuring technique the past couple times she’s pulled out the tape. I don’t think she measures anything that actually can’t go in, but it’s a full inch difference vs. the medical/research-accepted method. I’ve told her she’s doing it wrong, but she insists it’s her dick and she’ll measure it how she wants. :laughing:

She also told me upon her most recent girth measurement “It’s like having a baby every time.” I’m honestly not sure if that was intended as a compliment or a complaint....
 
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I would totally do it if I thought it was ok,proper,appropriate,not awkward,offensive, I'm not sure what the right words are. I could care less what the actual numbers say, it really doesnt matter and I think i already have a good idea anyway. I'm just curious, how would guys on here react if your gf/wife asked to do it or just pulled out a ruler or tape measure?
I would love that.
 

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Why wouldn’t a girl wanna measure her guy’s prize? Tisk-Tisk if she does it wrong but honestly fellows, we can guess from just looking anyway. Besides, i find it a safe bet that most guys know their size and just love any opportunity to show off their toy so fun to do.
 

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Maybe if there was a universal thing for the thing thing’s size like there was for a females bra size? A, B, C cup?
But would prob have to run the alphabet a few times..and actually need it in the 2 conditions flaccid and erect..
 

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I’ve got it! It just popped into my head,lol
I don’t know how bra size actually works but for guys it would be each 1 inch measurement until the next letter of the alphabet- so say a guy has a flaccid size of 3” and erect 6” this is how it would go and always put the first letter small for flaccid and the next capital for erect so taking that example he would be.. cF. The c means 3” 3rd letter of the alphabet for his flaccid and then 6” gets the F which represents his erect. Guys/gals do you get it? It would be kind of simple one you understand and could one day be as basic as height/weight. Guys put your 2 sizes in next like I did in my example..
I’ll go first , lol and any questions ask me and see if you can figure mine out? Lol
I would be ..... aG
 

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I have entertained it only because Majority of women are not the best a estimating love muscle size in my experience.
Most have said the biggest they had was like 8-9 inches and thick, but think I’m 11-12 inches lmao!
So it really shows them reality as much as I Would love the word of Mouth jk lol
 
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I love the dick sizing plan.
When women "judge" your size.
Mostly it's referred to being hard.
Our usual response is imagining what you would feel like.
We don't use numbers for the men, give yourself more credit than the box you're placing yourself into.
 
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Thanks for your responses. Right if A guy is being accurate like he should, it’s quite an easy system. And with the 2 different measurements, you’ll already know like shower vs. grower and won’t write a guy off for the flaccid measurements..or perhaps be disappointed in a shower.