Game Blogger Finds Dating Hard with Enormous Dick

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  1. Guy-jin

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    Game Blogger Finds Dating Hard with Enormous Dick

    First off, the article isn't much to look at, but the title is hi-lar-ious. The comments section is also rather entertaining.

    Second, I had only heard of JonahFalcon through this site seeing a thread about him and a few of his posts some time back. Apparently he's a huge videogame nerd. Props for that, I guess.

    Finally, check out the video, because it's entertaining.

    Anyway, I just thought the whole piece fit this forum so well. The video is about a man who has trouble with relationships because he's defined by his big penis. Then in the comments section we can see an absurd amount of jealousy and discrimination based on that.

    In the video, while I found Jonah really annoying with the whole "I'm thirteen and a half inches" thing being repeated over and over, he didn't seem like that huge of an asshole. I mean, the show is about him having a huge penis, so of course they're going to show clips of him talking about it over and over. But it looks to me like he spends at least as much of his time talking about videogames! :tongue:

    I'm not sure who this "expert" they kept bringing into the video was, but this whole idea that one would become "defined" in real life by having a very large penis seems absurd (or at least very rare) to me. I've had my share of difficulty in relationships due to my size, and my penis does seem to come up in conversation amongst friends more than it probably should, but that's the nature of the beast. They don't think of me as "that guy with the big penis", it hasn't been the make or break component for my relationships, and it doesn't define me at all. And I'm at least twenty-three and three-eights centimeters. :)tongue:)

    I guess I feel like it's a combination of factors, a major one of which is this guy's desire to become "famous". He's utilizing what appears to be his only really differentiating feature to get attention publicly, while specifically avoiding entering the porn industry. That's fine, but I don't think it really works. At the end of the day, porn or not, you're still "the guy with the thirteen and a half inch penis" rather than "the guy who played a shlub in CSI" or "the nerdy billionaire from NCIS" because you haven't carved out the proper image niche for yourself.

    I think, though, that this whole idea of defining one's self by one's penis size is actually really common online when a public reputation isn't at stake. I'm not really sure why... perhaps because those men that do this are defining themselves at least in part with their cocks. And I don't think it's restricted to large men (looking at you, SPH guys).
     
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    He did a video game review some time ago for a video game magazine online. I forgot about it, but someone ended up bringing up his penis. It must be annoying when no matter what you do, people end up focusing on your genitals. Poor guy.
     
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    I guess, but at the same time I feel like he brought it on himself. You can walk around with a giant bulge all the time and still not be "that guy with the huge dick". It's only when you generate a persona around it and then try to do other things with the same persona that it becomes an issue like it is for this guy.

    I post videogame reviews on another site from here, too (no, not at Kotaku), but not under this username. Or else someone probably would show up and go, "Hey, aren't you that guy from the big dicks forum?!"
     
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    *comments on every game review he can find with "Hey, aren't you that guy from the big dicks forum?!"*
     
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    He did the defining all by himself, he got nothing else going on for him so that's where he drew his strength and confidence from.

    he's quite similar to all the brainless partygirls that are huge in their late teens and then start to lose their looks get fat and then get discarded by society.
     
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    This is the perfect satire of where humanity is heading.
     
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    Fuzzy bets that his penis follows him no matter where he goes.
     
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    I think he should just do porn haha. If he was such a great actor he wouldn't need to use the line 'I have a thirteen and a half inch penis' for fame...which is what he seemingly is doing.

    Has anyone actually seen pics of his dick? I'm quite curious lol.
     
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    if you're so big, prove it eh :tongue:
     
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    Maybe he finds dating hard because of something other than his penis? Like...everything else.
     
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    Bahahaha. I'm not gonna lie, this thought also crossed my mind about every 2 seconds while watching his interviews....
     
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    Jonah has a legit acting career, he can sing and play the guitar. Fuzzy wonders why he continues to sabotage his mainstream successes by continually focusing on his allegedly huge cock.

    As far as his cock goes, it was never measured in in any officially recognized means. The size was reported by Rolling Stone magazine and the methods of measurement were not mentioned in the article about him. Fuzzy has seen photos of Jonah Falcon (none with an erection, of which he seems to be incapable) and it seems girthy, but nowhere near the gargantuan proportions of some members on this site--particularly the length. Fuzzy wouldn't care much about this (don't most guys lie about this penis size?), but Jonah makes money from his alleged size, so this makes him a fraud.

    Also, the claim "World's Biggest Penis" is irresponsible 'reporting' for reasons which seem obvious to Fuzzy. Besides that ridiculous claim, in the early 20th century, Dr. Robert Dickinson medically measured a penis at 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length and 6.25 inches (16 cm) in girth. Fuzzy doesn't know his methods, but assumes that a sexologist would know how to measure a cock.
     
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    What are you not telling us about yourself, Fuzzy?
    If not Jonah ... W.H.O.?
     
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    Lulz.

    Exactly. It's awesome to see it playing out so blatantly and naturally like this.

    Ah ha ha ha... see, your post proves exactly the point. If you make anything about how big your dick is, that starts to become the topic. And no, my dick is not twenty-three and three-eighths centimeters. It was a joke. Derp. :tongue:
     
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    I don't think he has that much control over his image. I think he's been trying to change it, but no matter what he does, he just gets more attention for his penis. It's not like the media is sensitive to what image people want put out about them, they choose what they think will get readers to read, so they focus on his penis. It's something I don't think he actually can get away from.
     
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    I think in some forums he does. For example, on his game sites he goes by the name "JonahFalcon" where he could go by the name "CaptFalcon" and suddenly not be "that guy with the big dick" anymore.

    There's something to be said for becoming famous for having a big dick making that your complete persona. It seems to have happened to him. Look at James Woods--the man is supposedly packing a giganto-wang, but is that what you think when you think James Woods? Or Kevin Bacon. Hell, we've even seen his big dick in at least one film and he's still not known for it.

    Because it doesn't come up all the time when they're talking. It isn't what they became famous for in the first place, and it isn't really a defining feature. For Jonah, that is his defining feature obviously. He's astoundingly unremarkable outside of that. And people can say he's a successful actor, but he's clearly more successful as "that guy with the big dick" since that's pretty much the only way most of us have ever heard of him.

    All that said, when it comes to acting and celebrity, would he even get his foot (or dick) in the door without having a huge cock? I'd have to say "probably not." So it's kind of a circular issue.
     
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    Is he?
    It seems to me he's had a very small number of tiny parts (no pun intended).
    And he's been chronically out of work.
     
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    I have no idea, but apparently some people say he is (like Fuzzy). And frankly, I'm not interested in him enough to find out. What I do know is the only thing I've ever heard about him before this article is that he has a big dick.

    I didn't actually post this because I care about Jonah, I posted it because I found the whole video/article/comments to be very interesting.
     
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