To be honest it was a little weird to look down as I slide into her and have cum squish out the deeper I pumped in her pussy. But I add my contribution!! HAHAHAHAA
A guy goes to a whorehouse.
He talks to the madam, and she tells him about their rates. "We've got one girl who Playboy has offered a contract to -- she's stunning, very sexy, and a fox in bed, and she's $1000 per half hour."
He says, "Well, I'm pretty down on my luck right now -- who do you have that's cheaper?"
Madam: "There's Tracie, a single mom who lives in the trailer park down the road -- she's $250. Then there's the rookie college girl; she's kinda pretty, but she's an emotional wreck and might cry on you. She only asks $150."
Guy: "I... I'll put it this way -- I'm so down on my luck that I only have $40 to my name. What can I do with that?"
Madam: "Tell you what -- for $25, I'll give you the key to the room on the top floor. There's a girl there who'll let you fuck her any way you please."
Guy: "Okay, sounds good."
He goes upstairs to find a blonde already lying naked on her bed. She's quite pretty, actually -- nice boobs, flat tummy, long legs. He gets over her, missionary-style, and starts fucking. True to what the Madam said, she's letting him fuck her as hard as he wants. He cums deep inside her... and
goopy white stuff starts coming out of her nose and mouth!
The guy freaks out, jumps off of her, and, clutching his clothes around his waist, almost falls as he runs downstairs. He says to the Madam as he puts his pants on, "I don't know what I did, but she's got this gunk coming out of her face!!! That was disgusting!"
She apologizes, "I'm so sorry, I didn't plan on this happening. I'll give you your money back." As she hands him his twenty-five bucks, she yells into the back room, "FRED! The dead one's full again!"