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Ok here is my problem. I don't advertise but I tell all my friends that I am gay. I went out to dinner and dancing with my straight friends tonight. All night they were accusing me of being straight and telling people that I am gay just to get more girls. I know that gay men can get more girls then straight men, but come on. They all know I am gay.

Does anyone else have this problem?
 
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Ok here is my problem. I don't advertise but I tell all my friends that I am gay. I went out to dinner and dancing with my straight friends tonight. All night they were accusing me of being straight and telling people that I am gay just to get more girls. I know that gay men can get more girls then straight men, but come on. They all Know I am gay.

Does anyone else have this problem?

Fixed that for ya.
 

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Ok here is my problem. I don't advertise but I tell all my friends that I am gay. I went out to dinner and dancing with my straight friends tonight. All night they were accusing me of being straight and telling people that I am gay just to get more girls. I know that gay men can get more girls then straight men, but come on. They all no I am gay.

Does anyone else have this problem?


Right, I was going to say that the gay men I know know how to spell 'know'...not to generalize [much] but our grammar is, more often than not, better than most. :biggrin1:
 
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You know, sometimes people say they're gay when really, they're not.

Like, there was this one guy. Damn, was he sexy. (I dunno, I keep finding guys named Chris who make me drool. Weird). Anyway, I "knew," in the sense I've been teasing guys since I was 9 and I know my way around, that he was bi.

So, he comes out and tells me he's gay. I'm like, yeah, no, maybe this whole swinging pendulum thing has got you screaming "gay" since you've been hiding your interest in guys for years, but you are so bi.

So he doesn't believe me, of course. So, verbally, I drop it. But damn, I had a point to make. So I played sexy around him (rather than Acting casual, I made sure he got flashes of my cleavage, etc). But never made a single comment.

A few months later, he offers to help "ease" my difficulties in my long distance relationship, "Any time you need it." HA! If our relationship were open at that stage, I'd have so taken him up on his offer. Damn was he sexy.


Not saying you're actually straight, but thought I'd post a story from the other side.
 

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Ok, this reminds me of a hysterical movie I saw ONE time on late night TV yearrrrrrrrs ago. Would love to see it again if anyone can tell me the name of it......

A very wealthy father of a gay son is always hiring new hot maids and other servant girls to tempt his son into heterosexuality. If they don't turn him in a week, they are out and he brings in a whole new group. They all have large cleavages cinched up to full effect, bending over him to pour his wine at dinner. He gasps, turns his head away and sniffs a flower. After dinner and the old man has gone to bed, he chases the girls around (and this being a bedroom farce) they run from him. He explains that he only pretends to be gay to get an endless supply of women that his clueless father provides.

Some familiar?? The lead actress (playing the newest maid) was an Italian stunner called Arabella something.

Thanks. We now return you to your original thread. Had this been an actual emergency.....
 
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Unless I'm in an all-gay environment, I tend to be hit on by more women than men, and it's increased as I've gotten older.

I take it as flattery now, but in my 20s, I'd hit it occasionally...not bad, but not a guy.
 

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I have 3 straight male friend’s that I have told I am gay. None of them believe me and still try to set me up with female’s, they get upset with me when I tell them I am not interested. I do not see why they do not believe me, I think I know my sexuality better then they do.