So as pompous as it may sound, I'm really good looking and charming. I don't have a six-pack, but I'm working on it, and I go to the gym twice a day 6 days a week. I went out tonight with this really academic dorky guy. His jokes were awful, and he was extremely boring. I was very hesitant to go back to his place, but I was just too curious to see how he is in bed. This guy is just wild as shit in bed. He was completely a different person. He was also so fucking huge. I mean, he was 9 inches huge!! And thick as shit! I don't think I've been with any guy who was that big. We agreed not to have "intercourse", and I was just rubbing my all lubed up dick around his butt hole, and I didn't realize from all of my excitement seeing this six-pack hung dork that 3/4 of my head was actually inside him. Now the reason that we agreed not to have sex was because none of us had condoms, and we wanted to play it safe. He was extremely cautious about playing safe, and so was I. I don't have any STD's, but I'm kind of worried that this 3/4 of my head "bare-backing" this guy would meant that I caught something. Now, I have two questions for ya'll: 1) Have you ever hooked up with a dorky guy and found out that he's the man in bed? 2) Do you think I'm gonna get something because of having the head of my dick inside him without protection?