Gay! Gay! Gay!

[D_Petherick_Poundlouder]

Because I don't tell/talk to them about girl problems or any relationships I've had, and avoid subject...

 

[cklover]

Do all your s's go ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss from the tip of the tongue and make crowds of people look up and try to find the source? Do you have girl 'friends' with whom you chat about women's fashions, current female divas, and how their boyfriends treat them so callously? Does it annoy you when gay men tell you they want to suck your big cock when what you really want is theirs up your juicy round butt? If the answer to any of these questions is "yessssssssssssss", then you ARE gay gay gay!:tongue::tongue:

 

[nick1014]

I have a friend who had this problem. Just don't worry about it too much. If you aren't gay, it'll work itself out once you start having girls around on a regular basis. Like other people have said, tell them if you feel like it will make a difference, but actions speak louder than words. It really shouldn't be your problem whether they think you are gay -- that's between their ears. If they give you shit about it, this might be a chance to give them an education about why it's okay to be gay even though you aren't. On the other hand, if you are having any conflict about whether you're gay, now's the time to think about it and figure things out.

 

[D_Petherick_Poundlouder]

Appreciate all the serious...and not so serious comments. Hahaha.

 

[dolfette]

porn.
seriously.
''accidentally'' fail to hide it properly.

 

[Empathizer]

Get a close female friend to lend you her "period panties" (the gross ones she wears when she has her period because her pad or whatever might leak on them; make sure there is a washed-in stain and they are not clean but also not bloody -- just dried after the girl has been VERY wet and they're pretty much molded to the shape of her pussy) and a ho-hum, workaday bronze-colored or black-colored bra. Have these items "accidentally" end up in a washload of your sheets at your family home. When they get to wherever the laundry-doer in your family does the wash,

BLAMMO!!!

The family rumor mill will spread the idea that some girl left your room in the middle of the night after having spontaneous, passionate sex (if she'd planned to be with you, she would never have worn those undergarments). She left early, and, since you were sleeping, did not look for her bra and panties: She left without them, figuring she would just have to write them off, and prayed nobody would notice her flopping on the way home. You, having assumed that she took her foundation garments with her, just tossed the whole rumpled ball in the hamper, where they sat, like a joyous time bomb of "lay off about my sexuality, ya freaks!" The bra color suggestions are tailored to temper the "he's having sex IN THIS HOUSE!!!" storm with "she appears to be a nice black girl with normal underwear and she even knows what to wear so she looks like a proper woman, even when she wears light-colored tops." It's strategic and fits a typical relative's wish that Junior date One Of Us, and that this One have Values To Which We Can Relate. Hope this helps!

 

[sexplease]

just because they're your family doesn't mean they're your friends.
Keep the skeptics guessing. Tell them you're going on a date with Pat or Terry and watch their tongues wag in their opinionated dreary lives.

or bring a trans home.

 

[D_Petherick_Poundlouder]

Get a close female friend to lend you her "period panties" (the gross ones she wears when she has her period because her pad or whatever might leak on them; make sure there is a washed-in stain and they are not clean but also not bloody -- just dried after the girl has been VERY wet and they're pretty much molded to the shape of her pussy) and a ho-hum, workaday bronze-colored or black-colored bra. Have these items "accidentally" end up in a washload of your sheets at your family home. When they get to wherever the laundry-doer in your family does the wash,

BLAMMO!!!

The family rumor mill will spread the idea that some girl left your room in the middle of the night after having spontaneous, passionate sex (if she'd planned to be with you, she would never have worn those undergarments). She left early, and, since you were sleeping, did not look for her bra and panties: She left without them, figuring she would just have to write them off, and prayed nobody would notice her flopping on the way home. You, having assumed that she took her foundation garments with her, just tossed the whole rumpled ball in the hamper, where they sat, like a joyous time bomb of "lay off about my sexuality, ya freaks!" The bra color suggestions are tailored to temper the "he's having sex IN THIS HOUSE!!!" storm with "she appears to be a nice black girl with normal underwear and she even knows what to wear so she looks like a proper woman, even when she wears light-colored tops." It's strategic and fits a typical relative's wish that Junior date One Of Us, and that this One have Values To Which We Can Relate. Hope this helps!

A beautiful imagination?
or....
Experience?

 

[D_Biggo Mortensen]

I used to be really private/quiet about the girls I was with. Now that I think about it, I guess I still am. Just never thought it was a good idea to bring a girl around the family when I'm not serious enough about the girl to bring her around the family. I used to worry about what my family thought but it got to the point where I just stopped caring. You can do whatever you want to prove it to them but really, all you have to do is prove it to yourself and you'll be fine. Eventually, they'll back off.

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

- If it's older siblings who are wondering, you may want to have a one-on-one private conversation one day and ask they are so concerned about your sexuality. Dont' be defensive, but you can point out to them that they seem more concerned about your sexuality than you do at the moment.

It seems to me that could backfire. "Why do you care if I'm gay" (I know that not exactly what you said, but that's how they might take it) just seems like it will confirm it in their minds.

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

Get a close female friend to lend you her "period panties" (the gross ones she wears when she has her period because her pad or whatever might leak on them; make sure there is a washed-in stain and they are not clean but also not bloody -- just dried after the girl has been VERY wet and they're pretty much molded to the shape of her pussy) and a ho-hum, workaday bronze-colored or black-colored bra. Have these items "accidentally" end up in a washload of your sheets at your family home. When they get to wherever the laundry-doer in your family does the wash,

BLAMMO!!!

The family rumor mill will spread the idea that some girl left your room in the middle of the night after having spontaneous, passionate sex (if she'd planned to be with you, she would never have worn those undergarments). She left early, and, since you were sleeping, did not look for her bra and panties: She left without them, figuring she would just have to write them off, and prayed nobody would notice her flopping on the way home. You, having assumed that she took her foundation garments with her, just tossed the whole rumpled ball in the hamper, where they sat, like a joyous time bomb of "lay off about my sexuality, ya freaks!" The bra color suggestions are tailored to temper the "he's having sex IN THIS HOUSE!!!" storm with "she appears to be a nice black girl with normal underwear and she even knows what to wear so she looks like a proper woman, even when she wears light-colored tops." It's strategic and fits a typical relative's wish that Junior date One Of Us, and that this One have Values To Which We Can Relate. Hope this helps!

I dunno. His family sounds pretty paranoid. I hope when they find women's undergarments in his laundry, they won't think they are his!!

 

[hesastar18]

you jus say forget about wat they think abt u as long as know wat u are it doesnt matter.

 

[True_Blue]

Sounds like my life...well at least till I realized I was a little gay.
Alright the way I see it you have a few options:
1) Accidentally leave porn out or "hide" it in obvious places. They might not like finding porn but at least they are finding straight porn;
2) Whether you like it or not, bring a girl around every so often. If nothing else, this will at least put a few thoughts in their minds to set them on the right track; or
3) The most sensible, yet undoubted most uncomfortable, thing to do would be to sit your parents down and tell them you know what people are thinking/saying about you. Flat out tell them you aren't like that and you have your reasons for not bringing girls around. Be careful in how you approach this, in this case "how" is just as important as "what" you say.
Hopefully they will understand that this is just your personality and start to lay off, but honestly I don't think life is ever that easy. Good luck. Hope it works out in your favor.

 

[B_Hung Jon]

I used to be really private/quiet about the girls I was with. Now that I think about it, I guess I still am. Just never thought it was a good idea to bring a girl around the family when I'm not serious enough about the girl to bring her around the family. I used to worry about what my family thought but it got to the point where I just stopped caring. You can do whatever you want to prove it to them but really, all you have to do is prove it to yourself and you'll be fine. Eventually, they'll back off.

I feel the same way as E man. It's nobody's business except your own who you have relationships with. Maybe your family needs to butt out of your life until you're ready to let them in.

 

[helgaleena]

Good line to practice-- "you think I should bring my girls home with me? You'd be calling them easy!"

One other thing-- do Not follow that fad of letting your underwear show out of the top of your trousers like so many young men nowadays. I know it sends an old lecherous female like me the wrong message, and it will cut down greatly on propositions from strangers of both sexes.

I cannot look away, even from the fatsos with 'plumber's crack'.

 

[Incocknito]

How old are you?

My family thought I was gay til I was about 19. Then I started bringing girls home.

 

[ruggerkit28]

if you live at home, bring a girl home for the night, then both of you turn up for breakfast (or, even better, see if your mum will bring a cup of tea to you in bed).

But, seriously, why are you worried? Being gay is cool. Girls i know love going out with gay guys - polite, better dressed, better clubs, better music, nicer friends, good haircuts...... And at the end of the evenings there are no awkward questions about going to bed.

You could be onto a winner.

 

[B_theOtherJJ]

Just be GAY and avoid the pressure. With your cock, the gays will welcum you into the fold with open mouths and holes.

 

[cups]

sleep with your mother.......

 

[D_Smidley Smelliepits]

Just do what you feel like doing. Eventually, they will know you're not gay. In the meantime, stop worrying about what they think and have fun. Seriously, you won't be 19 again!