Gay Guys!

[scguy08]

What's The Weirdest Thing You've Had Up Ur Ass? The Biggest? The Smallest? The Widest? The Longest? And The Most Pleasing?

And Im Talking Other Than Cocks And Dildos!:biggrin1:

 

[Mickactual]

This is begging for some sort of fetish-y responses.
Sorry I can't comply. Cocks, dildos, douches, tongues, and the tools of my proctologist's trade are the only things that have ever been up my arse.

 

[Meniscus]

I started with assplay before I even hit puberty (looking back on it, I have no idea how or why I did it). I think one of the first things I used was a golf tee, which at the time seemed like a challenge. I progressed to Chewbacca, whose head was the right size and shape.

http://www.pomse2001.dk/Chewbacca Taiwan.jpg

As a gay teen, my first deliberate attempt at mimicking anal sex with a phallic shape object was with a Colgate pump. Ah, good times...

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/11/colgatepump250.jpg

After that I started using flashlights. When I was it college, I found that it was a good substitute for a dildo to keep next to my bed without arousing the suspicions of my roommate. Except...I'm not sure of this, but I think that, on occasion, I might have been bold enough to use it when he was in the room after we had both gone to bed. In hingsight, it occurs to me that if I really did that, he must have notices. Sorry Steven! (Or was your name Stephen? I can't remember...)

After flashlights, cans of Edge shaving gel worked well (preferably empty ones), as long as I securely taped the plastic cap to the metal cannister. The great thing about this was that it was just the right hardness and thickness for me to hit my prostrate just right so that I could "ejaculate" just from the anal stimulation. No dildo has ever been as good.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/2/20652/27_2008/EdgeAdvanced.jpg

Other "weird" objects include bananas, cucumbers, beer bottles, the end of a blackthorn walking stick, a jar of peanut butter, and my own fist.

http://golgo73.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/coldsteel_blackthorn.jpg

Biggest: probably the jar of peanut butter

Smallest: probably the golf tee

Widest: the jar of peanut butter, again

Longest: technically, the walking stick was the longest, but I didn't take much of it into me, beyond the rounded knob at the end. I suppose the can of Edge was probably the longest (and I didn't take all of it).

Most pleasing: the can of Edge

Any questions?

 

[D_Rod Staffinbone]

Any questions?

i think you've just about got it covered.
well, actually, i was kind of wondering about chewy's gun, how did that work for you?
and crunchy or smooth peanut butter jar? just curious. a complete mental picture helps.

 

[D_Asseneth Fishbaite]

A baseball bat. Man, that hurt. I think it came out with a bit of blood on it. I got so freaked out that I didn't even think about trying again for months.

 

[D_Huckleberry Pound]

i was dared to use a candy cane in a car with friends..

 

[2322]

I started with assplay before I even hit puberty (looking back on it, I have no idea how or why I did it). I think one of the first things I used was a golf tee, which at the time seemed like a challenge. I progressed to Chewbacca, whose head was the right size and shape.

http://www.pomse2001.dk/Chewbacca Taiwan.jpg

As a gay teen, my first deliberate attempt at mimicking anal sex with a phallic shape object was with a Colgate pump. Ah, good times...

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/11/colgatepump250.jpg

After that I started using flashlights. When I was it college, I found that it was a good substitute for a dildo to keep next to my bed without arousing the suspicions of my roommate. Except...I'm not sure of this, but I think that, on occasion, I might have been bold enough to use it when he was in the room after we had both gone to bed. In hingsight, it occurs to me that if I really did that, he must have notices. Sorry Steven! (Or was your name Stephen? I can't remember...)

After flashlights, cans of Edge shaving gel worked well (preferably empty ones), as long as I securely taped the plastic cap to the metal cannister. The great thing about this was that it was just the right hardness and thickness for me to hit my prostrate just right so that I could "ejaculate" just from the anal stimulation. No dildo has ever been as good.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/2/20652/27_2008/EdgeAdvanced.jpg

Other "weird" objects include bananas, cucumbers, beer bottles, the end of a blackthorn walking stick, a jar of peanut butter, and my own fist.

http://golgo73.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/coldsteel_blackthorn.jpg

Biggest: probably the jar of peanut butter

Smallest: probably the golf tee

Widest: the jar of peanut butter, again

Longest: technically, the walking stick was the longest, but I didn't take much of it into me, beyond the rounded knob at the end. I suppose the can of Edge was probably the longest (and I didn't take all of it).

Most pleasing: the can of Edge

Any questions?

You have just blown my image of you. :eek2:

In a good way...

 

[Absolutfun]

I have had a couple of fists in there at the same time. I've also had a cock and a fist inside at the same time. Tried a foot, but didn't get all the way in. As for other objects, I have done the usual cucumber, carrot, veggie assortment as well as shampoo bottles, broomsticks, baseball bats, traffic cones, etc...

 

[Mickactual]

^^ You must be a hoot at parties! ^^

 

[Brensta]

Damn I am boring

 

[Mickactual]

^^ I'm gonna lay my money on that being something of a fallacy... ^^
:wink:

 

[Brensta]

^^ I'm gonna lay my money on that being something of a fallacy... ^^
:wink:

Aww shucks mate, but nah, its true. I like to think im a bit kinky, but then I read a thread like this and start to realise just how boring I can be.

I've been told i'm great in the sack to compensate

 

[Mickactual]

I've been told i'm great in the sack to compensate

Now that one I'd believe.

 

[Dorian_Gray]

lol. I'll never forget the "House M.D." episode with the kid with the MP3 player stuck up his ass. But I believe for me, it'd have to be one of those big sharpie markers at work as the oddest of course.

 

[Dorian_Gray]

Damn I am boring

you ≠ boring.

 

[nattynatt]

A plethora of fruit & veg & the occasional fist.

 

[B_jeepguy2]

I have had a couple of fists in there at the same time. I've also had a cock and a fist inside at the same time. Tried a foot, but didn't get all the way in. As for other objects, I have done the usual cucumber, carrot, veggie assortment as well as shampoo bottles, broomsticks, baseball bats, traffic cones, etc...

Umm...and you can still control your bowels?

 

[Meniscus]

i think you've just about got it covered. well, actually, i was kind of wondering about chewy's gun, how did that work for you?

Alas, I think I had lost the gun.

and crunchy or smooth peanut butter jar? just curious. a complete mental picture helps.

Smooth, always smooth. Crunch peanut butter is nasty. Oh, and I'm a JIF man.

i was dared to use a candy cane in a car with friends..

Did you do it? Did the tingle of the peppermint feel good or did it sting?

A baseball bat. Man, that hurt. I think it came out with a bit of blood on it. I got so freaked out that I didn't even think about trying again for months.

I've always wanted to try that. I'm attaching a pic of the act which I think is fucking hot.

Blood. Yeah, sometimes that happens. (Which is why barebacking is such a very bad idea unless you KNOW you're both negative.)

I have had a couple of fists in there at the same time. I've also had a cock and a fist inside at the same time. Tried a foot, but didn't get all the way in. As for other objects, I have done the usual cucumber, carrot, veggie assortment as well as shampoo bottles, broomsticks, baseball bats, traffic cones, etc...

I think I could take two fists, but I'd need to find someone to do it for me. I've tried to do it myself, but I just can't bend that way.

I don't think I could take a traffic cone, but I have a pic of someone else doing it. I don't have any foot-in-ass pics, though.

 

[Meniscus]

Oh, here you go.

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[Meniscus]

You have just blown my image of you. :eek2:

In a good way...

And what image is that, dear?

Seriously, on the surface I probably do come across as fairly reserved, perhaps even a bit overly formal. I've been told that some people at work think me condescending. Little do they know that I've literally got a stick up my ass. Well, OK, not really (not when I'm at work, anyway), but I do have a sense of manners and propriety, and I'm appalled at how many people--who really ought to know better--dress, speak, and behave in ways that are thoughtless, insensitive, inconsiderate, or just plain inappropriate.

But I'm not in any way closed-minded, when it comes to sex or anything else. When I first started having sexual feelings, I wanted more, and I wanted to try as many ways of giving and getting pleasure as possible (while, of course, staying within ethical boundaries).

As Richard Bach said, "The only sin is to limit the Is. Don't."

Alas, what I've actually had the opportunity to do has been far less than what I'm interested in and what I'm willing to try; I can't even meet guys into anal sex, let alone anything more adventurous. The truth is, I'd like to have sex like the stuff in the attached/linked pics, but I don't look those those guys and I don't get invited to those parties.

I want to be friends with guys like Mike Roberts, Zach Randall, and Ryan Raz.

http://queermenow.net/blog/wp-conte...bastian-bonnet-luke-hamill-dp-manuel-rios.jpg
http://gaysgomad.com/galleries/guys-go-crazy-060217/gays-17.jpg