I can't believe I actually read this whole thing. There goes ten minutes of my life I'll never get back. So if you'll forgive me let me pose a few questions here:
1) Was the humiliated Gay man in question a self proclaimed banana sucking champion?
2) How was the banana selected as the weapon of choice for such a contest?
3) Is this a fairly common event in "eureka mo"?
4) Did the OP score with this hot banana sucking chick? If not he sounds like he would be more humiliated than the gay man?
5) As the gay man in question was also identified as a bowler, did this loss affect his handicap?
6) If the gay man had of won and the women were humiliated, would the OP try to pick up the "winner" and take him/her home?
7) Is this whole banana sucking thing a taught or aquired skill in "eureka mo"?
8) How did the OP do in the contest? Place third after the "humiliated gay man"?
Sorry stupid fucking post gets a stupid fucking reply. So now I feel just as fucking stupid.
I am going to see how far and if the wife will suck my banana (I hope neither her nor I are humiliated).
Have a nice day.