Gay Man needs woman

[Purplesaurus]

No never heard that before

 

[Principessa]

t-shirt idea: A gay man needs a vagina, like a fish needs a bicycle. :tongue::biggrin1:

 

[Purplesaurus]

Have you ever heard the term 'denial' purplesaurus?

Is it because I'm too sexy to be a straight guy?

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

No it's because you're too stupid to be a gay guy

 

[Purplesaurus]

Now thats something I can understand. I've always been stupid because I have a genius level IQ. Its just the way it goes

So thats why my girlfriend calls me a idiot

 

[dreamer20]

Once they become gay they sacrifice morals for the material world...

What a load of bollocks! As if they and your self righteous self weren't already in the material world.


YouTube - madonna material girl

 

[Purplesaurus]

What a load of bollocks! As if they and your self righteous self weren't already in the material world.

Most are blinded by their own pride. Some more then others. In other words I think they do it for a false sense of pride. Its alright to do it to some degree as long as your know where your heart belongs.

 

[Purplesaurus]

No it's because you're too stupid to be a gay guy

Do you think maybe I'm stupid because my ass is still a virgin?

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Is that what you feel deep down inside?

 

[Purplesaurus]

Is that what you feel deep down inside?

I think virgins are dumb some. Just don't know. Once they lose their virginity they aint so dumb anymore.

I've never been fucked up the ass. Any women I've known are far to scared to attempt something like that with me. If I was, maybe I wouldn't be so stupid to you?

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Do you think people view you as stupid because you're a virgin anally?

 

[Purplesaurus]

I don't feel they think I'm stupid at all to tell you the truth. I'm asking you do you think it would help me?

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Do you think it would help you? You say all the women you've known so far have been scared to try, is it something you've wanted?

 

[Purplesaurus]

No its not something I want. I've never even stuck something in it myself. My stool is no bigger then a pencil. I don't think no penis is ever going to fit!

At the same time there is no beauty you see like when doing anal to a female.

 

[Purplesaurus]

Do you think it would help you? You say all the women you've known so far have been scared to try, is it something you've wanted?

I feel kinda bad for the females I've done it to and think maybe It would be nice of me to let them try it back?

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Well we all know you're gagging for something up your bum now

 

[Purplesaurus]

I like to play with it. But its far to nice to ever consider actually doing it.

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Relax, do it.

 

[Purplesaurus]

Relax, do it.

I don't think I can relax that far. My ass is to big and would be put on parade.

 

[Purplesaurus]

I just posted new pictures in my profile. Do you think its fat?