Gay Porn Flick Titles

[dcwrestlefan]

I don't order porn anymore, but got a catalog in the mail the other day from TLA. Instead of throwing it in the trash like I usually do, I opened it and glanced it over. I'd forgotten how hilarious some xxx video titles can be.

Here's a sample...

- All That Jizz
- Butt Crack Mountain
- Knob Polishers
- No Cock Left Behind
- Pole Smokers
- Screamin For Semen
- Jailhouse Cock
- Desperate Househusbands
- Gag The Fag
- Pokin In The Boys Room

Anybody got some others? :biggrin1:

 

[Hatched69]

I don't order porn anymore, but got a catalog in the mail the other day from TLA. Instead of throwing it in the trash like I usually do, I opened it and glanced it over. I'd forgotten how hilarious some xxx video titles can be.

Here's a sample...

- All That Jizz
- Butt Crack Mountain
- Knob Polishers
- No Cock Left Behind
- Pole Smokers
- Screamin For Semen
- Jailhouse Cock
- Desperate Househusbands
- Gag The Fag
- Pokin In The Boys Room

Anybody got some others? :biggrin1:

Shaving Ryan's Privates
Guess Who's Cumming at Dinner.
Yank My Doodle Dandily

(don't ask how I know these....)

 

[Mattness]

I'm famous for going to the Adult Film section of video stores (gay or straight) and laughing hysterically at the titles...they crack me up.

A few that come to mind are:

Gilligan's Bi-Land
Harry Pooter and the Sorcer's Bone
Edward Penishands
Sperms of Endearment
Screamin' For Semen
You've Got Male... Genitalia (hahaha...surprise!)
Clitty Clitty Gang Bang

Keep 'em Cumming, San Fernando Valley/West Hollywood!

 

[rugbydude]

ok?!..maybe it's not in the gay section but what about STAR WHORES-THE EMPIRE LICKS CRACK...?! I mean i heard about this,...uh saw it at a friend's house....i wouldn't DREAM of watching it!...

 

[Gillette]

Splat Man - Batman ripoff

 

[D_Coyne Toss]

Lust In Translation

Snowhite and the Seven Dicks

 

[jeff black]

You gotta admire the people who come up with these titles...

 

[Captain Elephant]

One of my favorites I saw near Times Square before Disney cleaned it up a few years back:

The Loin King

 

[dave18]

This is along the lines of those whose line is it anyway games and i love it!
The man who blew to much

 

[Cobalt Blue]

One that made me laugh years ago was:

I Was A She-Male For The FBI

and one that made me wonder what the hell it contained (although not piquing my curiosity enough to make me want to watch it):

Best of Choc Pissing

..the mind boggles

 

[D_Coyne Toss]

What about Star Whores? lol

 

[eddyabs]

Lol...fuckin' hilarious...saw one a while back in the local movie store...

'The Bitches of Eastdick'....LMFAO!!!

 

[D_Coyne Toss]

Cockbusters

 

[eljoaco]

A few more:

The Dicks of Hazzard
Bareback 90210
A Few Hard Men
Weapons of Matt's Seduction
Field of Creams

 

[B_houugadunor]

Some of my personal favourites, that for some odd reason are on a PowerPoint presentation on my computer are:

Intercourse With The Vampire
Shindlers Fist
Splendor In The Ass
The Ass Menagerie