Gay Porn Flick Titles

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  1. dcwrestlefan

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    I don't order porn anymore, but got a catalog in the mail the other day from TLA. Instead of throwing it in the trash like I usually do, I opened it and glanced it over. I'd forgotten how hilarious some xxx video titles can be.

    Here's a sample...

    - All That Jizz
    - Butt Crack Mountain
    - Knob Polishers
    - No Cock Left Behind
    - Pole Smokers
    - Screamin For Semen
    - Jailhouse Cock
    - Desperate Househusbands
    - Gag The Fag
    - Pokin In The Boys Room

    Anybody got some others? :biggrin1:
     
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    Shaving Ryan's Privates
    Guess Who's Cumming at Dinner.
    Yank My Doodle Dandily

    (don't ask how I know these....)
     
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    I'm famous for going to the Adult Film section of video stores (gay or straight) and laughing hysterically at the titles...they crack me up.

    A few that come to mind are:

    Gilligan's Bi-Land
    Harry Pooter and the Sorcer's Bone
    Edward Penishands
    Sperms of Endearment
    Screamin' For Semen
    You've Got Male... Genitalia (hahaha...surprise!)
    Clitty Clitty Gang Bang

    Keep 'em Cumming, San Fernando Valley/West Hollywood!
     
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    ok?!..maybe it's not in the gay section but what about STAR WHORES-THE EMPIRE LICKS CRACK...?! I mean i heard about this,...uh saw it at a friend's house....i wouldn't DREAM of watching it!...
     
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    Splat Man - Batman ripoff
     
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    Lust In Translation

    Snowhite and the Seven Dicks
     
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    You gotta admire the people who come up with these titles...:rolleyes:
     
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    One of my favorites I saw near Times Square before Disney cleaned it up a few years back:

    The Loin King
     
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    This is along the lines of those whose line is it anyway games and i love it!
    The man who blew to much
     
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    One that made me laugh years ago was:

    I Was A She-Male For The FBI

    and one that made me wonder what the hell it contained (although not piquing my curiosity enough to make me want to watch it):

    Best of Choc Pissing

    ..the mind boggles:confused:
     
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    What about Star Whores? lol
     
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    Lol...fuckin' hilarious...saw one a while back in the local movie store...

    'The Bitches of Eastdick'....LMFAO!!!
     
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    A few more:

    The Dicks of Hazzard
    Bareback 90210
    A Few Hard Men
    Weapons of Matt's Seduction
    Field of Creams
     
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    Some of my personal favourites, that for some odd reason are on a PowerPoint presentation on my computer are:

    Intercourse With The Vampire
    Shindlers Fist
    Splendor In The Ass
    The Ass Menagerie
     
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