Okay, it seems now more than ever we are OBSESSED with titles. Seems like half the people in this forum question their homosexuality for example, "I've never messed with a guy but I want to, am I gay?", "I've only fucked one guy, never been fucked, am I gay?" WHAT?! Excuse me but I'm old-school, if you look at another man and want to do anything more than play basketball, you're gay. But I guess now is the age of differing titles. A man who WANTS to be a woman is transwhatever, a man who cuts his penis off has a different title, and there's yet ANOTHER name for a man who just dresses like a woman and there's a million other categories, dresses like a woman lives like a man, dresses like a man but talks like a woman, talks like a woman but dresses up as a clown, etc.. Well to solve the confusion I've come up with a poll that I think covers everybody (although personally I'm a bit offended that if you call someone hung, they thank you. However don't be as quick to call them gay because they'll tell you all the reasons they're not, like being gay is a fucking crime). Anyway, you may fall into one of these categories:
Victimized Gay - You're curious about other guys because a family member touched you at a young age, discombobulating your perception of sexuality. You don't view yourself as a victim and have come to embrace your homosexual desires.
Born-to-be Gay - You're not gay because anybody touched you, you just gradually found yourself voguing to house music, wearing tight jeans and may or may not feel at peace with your sexuality.
Bisexual/Bi-curious - Engage in sexual activity with females, curious about or already do engage in sexual activity with men
Transgender Curious - Your attraction to men is fueled mostly by your desire to be a woman. You consider yourself a straight woman trapped in the body of a gay man.
Observational Gay - Maybe have had a girlfriend or two. Curious about homosexuality, you probably post stories in forums about flirting with a close guy friend of yours without understanding how to define it but refusing to call your homosexual behavior what it is, (homosexual). You don't think you're attracted to men but post pictures of your dick because it turns you on to think of showing another guy your jewels
Denial Gay/Down-low - "I'm not gay I just fuck guys from time to time" "I'm not gay I just let my homeboy I grew up with give me head". You ma long onto gay forums and speak hatefully towards others. You have a girlfriend or wife but troll hook-up sites and engage in sexual or romantic activity with men. Although your fears of coming out are completely justified because of the stigma associated with homosexuality, you're looked down upon with comtempt because your choices ultimately damage you, those close to you, and the gay community.
Just-So-Happens-To-Be Gay - You like football, cars, and opening doors for your dates. You can pass of as a homeboy for closeted gays. Your parents don't know about you although they wonder why you keep bringing your "roommate" Carl to family reunions. You're a pretty cool, laid back, average guy who just so happens to be gay. You're unashamed of it but don't advertise all over town that you're gay
Functional Gay - You are accepting of your homosexual lifestyle and are probably sucking a dick right now. You have gay friends, you watch "Will and Grace" and are known to club-hop from time to time, not necessarily out of the closet though
Proud gay - Your family knows about you and you're unafraid to hold your boyfriends hand in public. You don't care what people think when you walk through the mall with your gay friends. Contrary to popular belief, this group is not just composed of flamboyant gays, but also masculine men who have accepted their homosexuality without compromising their masculinity.
Melodramatic/Knuckleheaded Gay - You curse Mcdonald's out for not remembering your ketchup. You're loud and obnoxious and usually the center of attention, and when speaking over the phone may be confused with an angry black woman. Everything your friends tell you in secrecy, you blab to the whole gayborhood. You're angry about something and this fuels an attitude that develops into a devoted following of haters. You engage in sexual activity with men you've met on facebook and myspace or random men you meet on the street oblivious to the danger this poses and life-changing STDs you could contract and unknowingly spread.
Don't-Wanna-Be-Gay - you may look at men, post on gay forums and be curious about men but you don't ever plan on entertaining the thought. you plan on marrying a woman you love, having a family, and reducing your gay curiosity to the corner of your mind
There's one more category but personally I'm disgusted by these gays and they don't get a vote:
Sicko Gay - You are interested and/or post about things like masturbating in front of your dad or with your little brother or sucking your uncles dick. Usually your sexuality is skewed because you suffered some form of abuse that has rendered you blind to the abnormalities of your behavior. There is a very small, limited selection in the porn-store that interests you and you have to surf the web for things that spark your interest like bestiality. You log onto forums to start fights and entice people with fake stories
Victimized Gay - You're curious about other guys because a family member touched you at a young age, discombobulating your perception of sexuality. You don't view yourself as a victim and have come to embrace your homosexual desires.
Born-to-be Gay - You're not gay because anybody touched you, you just gradually found yourself voguing to house music, wearing tight jeans and may or may not feel at peace with your sexuality.
Bisexual/Bi-curious - Engage in sexual activity with females, curious about or already do engage in sexual activity with men
Transgender Curious - Your attraction to men is fueled mostly by your desire to be a woman. You consider yourself a straight woman trapped in the body of a gay man.
Observational Gay - Maybe have had a girlfriend or two. Curious about homosexuality, you probably post stories in forums about flirting with a close guy friend of yours without understanding how to define it but refusing to call your homosexual behavior what it is, (homosexual). You don't think you're attracted to men but post pictures of your dick because it turns you on to think of showing another guy your jewels
Denial Gay/Down-low - "I'm not gay I just fuck guys from time to time" "I'm not gay I just let my homeboy I grew up with give me head". You ma long onto gay forums and speak hatefully towards others. You have a girlfriend or wife but troll hook-up sites and engage in sexual or romantic activity with men. Although your fears of coming out are completely justified because of the stigma associated with homosexuality, you're looked down upon with comtempt because your choices ultimately damage you, those close to you, and the gay community.
Just-So-Happens-To-Be Gay - You like football, cars, and opening doors for your dates. You can pass of as a homeboy for closeted gays. Your parents don't know about you although they wonder why you keep bringing your "roommate" Carl to family reunions. You're a pretty cool, laid back, average guy who just so happens to be gay. You're unashamed of it but don't advertise all over town that you're gay
Functional Gay - You are accepting of your homosexual lifestyle and are probably sucking a dick right now. You have gay friends, you watch "Will and Grace" and are known to club-hop from time to time, not necessarily out of the closet though
Proud gay - Your family knows about you and you're unafraid to hold your boyfriends hand in public. You don't care what people think when you walk through the mall with your gay friends. Contrary to popular belief, this group is not just composed of flamboyant gays, but also masculine men who have accepted their homosexuality without compromising their masculinity.
Melodramatic/Knuckleheaded Gay - You curse Mcdonald's out for not remembering your ketchup. You're loud and obnoxious and usually the center of attention, and when speaking over the phone may be confused with an angry black woman. Everything your friends tell you in secrecy, you blab to the whole gayborhood. You're angry about something and this fuels an attitude that develops into a devoted following of haters. You engage in sexual activity with men you've met on facebook and myspace or random men you meet on the street oblivious to the danger this poses and life-changing STDs you could contract and unknowingly spread.
Don't-Wanna-Be-Gay - you may look at men, post on gay forums and be curious about men but you don't ever plan on entertaining the thought. you plan on marrying a woman you love, having a family, and reducing your gay curiosity to the corner of your mind
There's one more category but personally I'm disgusted by these gays and they don't get a vote:
Sicko Gay - You are interested and/or post about things like masturbating in front of your dad or with your little brother or sucking your uncles dick. Usually your sexuality is skewed because you suffered some form of abuse that has rendered you blind to the abnormalities of your behavior. There is a very small, limited selection in the porn-store that interests you and you have to surf the web for things that spark your interest like bestiality. You log onto forums to start fights and entice people with fake stories
