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So here I am on my commute back home after working for 11 and half hours. I arrive to my train station and this guy just gets all over me and starts asking me really random questions to just get a conversation going. I get on my bus, and this guy - who had the worst breath ever! - sits next to me and starts trying to feel me up and talk. He kept asking so many personal questions (when were you born...etc.) and I kept telling him: "That's personal, I'm not answering your questions" at one point he asks me if Im married! That was quite odd.
Ignoring all his questions, he then tells me: "I'm really attracted to you". I responded by saying: "I'm flattered, thank you" and then he asks for my number (this all happened in less than 1 and a half minute btw) and I say: "not today bud" (to which he acts by giving me his number) and as I get off the first stop, he says: "I feel I shouldn't leave you alone" which I respond to: "no, please, I insist" and then... then, the worst pickup line comes along: "I'm really good at blowing". O.M.G., I started gagging! I didnt want to imagine this bad breath ugly guy going down on me - gross!!!
Now, whats even more interesting is that he has posted a missed connection post on Craigslist telling me to contact him so that hell tell me what he wants to do to me.
I kind of feel like a jerk posting all this to members of LPSG, but I really had to share this. But, does anyone agree that is a bad pickup line? What would you do different? As pompous as this may sound, I am a good looking guy and this guy bless his heart, only a mother would love!
Ignoring all his questions, he then tells me: "I'm really attracted to you". I responded by saying: "I'm flattered, thank you" and then he asks for my number (this all happened in less than 1 and a half minute btw) and I say: "not today bud" (to which he acts by giving me his number) and as I get off the first stop, he says: "I feel I shouldn't leave you alone" which I respond to: "no, please, I insist" and then... then, the worst pickup line comes along: "I'm really good at blowing". O.M.G., I started gagging! I didnt want to imagine this bad breath ugly guy going down on me - gross!!!
Now, whats even more interesting is that he has posted a missed connection post on Craigslist telling me to contact him so that hell tell me what he wants to do to me.
I kind of feel like a jerk posting all this to members of LPSG, but I really had to share this. But, does anyone agree that is a bad pickup line? What would you do different? As pompous as this may sound, I am a good looking guy and this guy bless his heart, only a mother would love!