Gay with a HUGE dick

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  1. Pumperthumper

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    I'm glad I finally found this group. My problem is that I'm 100% gay but I'm always getting female attention because of my massive cock. It's like they just see a well hung guy and assume he wants to stuff it in a warm cunt. No ladies, actually I only like buttseks.

    I like everything about buttseks, but my favourite is the smelly little bits of crap all along the length of my enormous dong once I've done reaming my lover's ass. I love the look and the smell of those coated bits covered in my man juice. Sometimes if my boyfriend is being naughty I make him lap the whole thing up. Hell, I even make him lick it all clean if he's a good boy.

    But the point is that it's all about buttseks for me and I'm sick of having to wear pink just to ward off the horny women. I'm thinking of trading my six pack for a beer gut just so I don't have to deal with it all. If being ultra gay wasn't so much fun I'd be driven nuts by this incessant attention based on penis size. It's like a form of discrimination when you think about it. It's demeaning.

    Anyhow, there's my rant. I'm looking forward to the support afforded by this group. God knows there's not a supportive enough pair of briefs out there for me and my super huge penis. Peace.
     
  2. Rikter8

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    Um...

    welcome aboard...I think.

    Not sure if there are others on this board into Scat...so you may be alone on that one.

    Post some pics, tell us about yourself, but Please - spare us Any scat or related photos. :sour: :yuck: :puke:

    C
     
  3. noface60

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    i agree rickter.:puke:

    sorry pumperthumper, I find your methods slightly nauseating as well. But I extend a warm welcoming LPSG arm towards you.
     
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    Hopefully this post is a little "tongue in cheek." At least I hope so.
     
  5. Mr. Snakey

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    You say gay with a huge dick as if this rare:confused: Also a compliment is wonderfull from anyone. To dress like a twink because of this is simply silly. Oh welcome...........:smile:
     
  6. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Welcome, Pumperthumper.
     
  7. davidjh7

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    Welcome pumperthumper. In the city of Seattle, where I live, in the Fremont district, there is a large concrete statue of a troll, crushing a Volkswagon beetle. They renamed the street it is on troll ave. Yes, it is under a bridge. I just thought you would find this little tidbit interesting...
     
  8. jeff black

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    Why David... I do believe that you are on to something.

    He strikes me of a person who would be interested in some nice property on that street, especially since Seattle is such a lovely place, with such HIGH bridges. :rolleyes:
     
  9. gordon69

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    well pumper lets see a pic. Sounds a bit like a troll to me if ya ask... Let s see proof!
     
  10. Pecker

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    Welcome to LPSG, Pumperthumper, eh?
     
  11. reallyhot

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    So how big is "superhuge"?
     
  12. davidjh7

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    I think to qualify, it should have "Buick" stenciled on the side of it....:tongue:
     
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    Wow... Thats pretty cool. Assuming it wasn't some sort of joke... :biggrin1:

    Anyway, pumperthumper, that was a very gross rant... But welcome to here!
     
  14. davidjh7

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    Actually, it is completely true. And I find rather humorous as well.:biggrin1:
     
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    Oh, you poor thing! Do us ALL a favor and grow out that beer gut... soon!

    (Why are you guys welcoming this idiot?)

    :mad: _Onan
     
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    Its interesting you like little chunks of crap, eat away and if your lucky you might a bacterial infection in your stomach. Those are always fun.
     
  17. craigs

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    Trust...there is plenty of HUGE straight cock to go around out there.
    Not sure why the girls are all up on you if they already know you're gay.
    You must be really good lookin'... If you don't want it, just tell them.
    Girls really don't care..they move on faster then men.
     
  18. brohamdog

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    im new but im thinking goodbye would be more appropriate for this crumb.its obvious hes not whoor what he claims.im thinking mockery is his hook
     
  19. Gr8one

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    TMI....TMI!

    But welcome! I think I just threw up in my mouth...that is not cool!
     
  20. B_houugadunor

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    Welcome to LPSG all the same,

    however, the post does SCREAM of someone about 15 years old, I mean, I havent used the word "Buttseks" since, well, never actually!

    Enjoy your stay, from one HUGE gay to another!! xxx
     
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