Gayer Than???

[maxcok]

Yeah, you're totally metro.
More metro than Ryan Seacrest getting a pedicure.

ssssshhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! don't tell anyone. how much do you want? i have lots of money.

 

[rob_]

Tom Cruise shopping with Ryan Seacrest, Seacrest being Cruise's personal shopper and stylist.

 

[rob_]

ssssshhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! don't tell anyone. how much do you want? i have lots of money.

Money? Hmm.
I'm sure we can find some form of payment. :tongue:

 

[maxcok]

Tom Cruise giving Ryan Seacrest a pedicure while discussing who is the bigger bottom.

:biggrin2: There, fixed it.

Money? Hmm.
I'm sure we can find some form of payment. :tongue:

hmmm . . . sexual blackmail . . . sounds like it could be a win/win. :smile:

 

[rob_]

:biggrin2: There, fixed it.

hmmm . . . sexual blackmail . . . sounds like it could be a win/win. :smile:

Who said anything about sex?
I was going to suggest you bake me a cake.
But this sexual blackmail business doesn't sound half bad. :tongue:

 

[maxcok]

Who said anything about sex?
I was going to suggest you bake me a cake.
But this sexual blackmail business doesn't sound half bad. :tongue:

Why not both? A win/win/win!

Here ya go. Open wide, Sydney. :wink:

 

[rob_]

Why not both? A win/win/win!

Here ya go. Open wide, Sydney. :wink:

Wow. Now THAT'S a cake.
Happy birthday to me! :tongue:

 

[maxcok]

Wow. Now THAT'S a cake.
Happy birthday to me! :tongue:

I hope you're hungry.

I'm giving you a big piece.

 

[rob_]

I hope you're hungry.

I'm giving you a big piece.

Do I have to use a fork or can I just eat it off the plate with my mouth?

 

[maxcok]

Do I have to use a fork or can I just eat it off the plate with my mouth?

I suggest you use your hands and just stuff it in your mouth.

 

[crescendo69]

.. gayer than the last half of this thread (so far).

.. gayer than a thread saying, "Does this make me gay?".

 

[rob_]

I'm actually straight, I just put myself at 100% gay to fit in.

 

[jjsjr]

...than jjsjr.


^^ not possible ^^

 

[Brick7]

Gayer than Richard Simmons wearing an Ungaro frock on Nathan Lane's lanai while standing next to a tree full of rainbow-colored parrots.

 

[maxcok]

I'm actually straight, I just put myself at 100% gay to fit in.

I'd like to be able to fit in too.

Bend over the sofa and let's see.

 

[col1974]

..a row of pink tents

 

[rob_]

I'd like to be able to fit in too.

Bend over the sofa and let's see.

Great idea, Max!!

Oh man, we're gonna be soooo popular! :biggrin1:

 

[BiItalianBro]

buttsex on the back of a glittery unicorn galloping down a rainbow road.

Buddy of mine dropped that the other day....i dropped my drink and jaw.

 

[accemb]

The Tony Awards

 

[AlextheRedhead]

A basket full of tiaras