Geist

[geist]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+May 26 2005, 02:09 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; May 26 2005, 02:09 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-geist@May 25 2005, 07:03 AM
any questions class?

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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african or erupean??

 

[geist]

Originally posted by BuffMusicIdol@May 26 2005, 02:27 PM
WELCOME ABOARD, ME MATIE&#33;&#33;&#33; :evilgrin:

I&#39;m also fluent in several languages. You&#39;ll be amazed to know your own name in them&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

In pig latin, we would call you Eistgay. (Don&#39;t remember if your profile indicated you lean tha way or not&#33;&#33 In turkey latin we would call you Gobeist. In horse latin, we would most likely call you Well Equipped. (Hehe) :wow:

Nice alliteration, Pecker. I always laugh outloud when I read the stuff you post.

Hope you enjoy your stay here. I have. I told everyone goodbye a month ago, but I sneak back when I can.

Buff

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never heard of horse or turkey.. so its first plus +ob? and ...erm.. ARGH your confusing me..X_X;;

 

[geist]

Originally posted by ashlar+May 26 2005, 02:38 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ashlar &#064; May 26 2005, 02:38 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@May 25 2005, 11:09 PM
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@May 25 2005, 07:03 AM
any questions class?

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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African or Europian?

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[/b][/quote]no shrubberies were hurt in the making of this post..

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by geist+May 26 2005, 01:23 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(geist &#064; May 26 2005, 01:23 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ashlar@May 26 2005, 01:40 PM
Well met and welcome geist.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

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easy, as much as a wood chuck could chuck before it induse up chucking..

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Wow. Your good.

 

[geist]

Originally posted by ashlar+May 26 2005, 04:32 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ashlar &#064; May 26 2005, 04:32 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by geist@May 26 2005, 01:23 AM
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@May 26 2005, 01:40 PM
Well met and welcome geist.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

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easy, as much as a wood chuck could chuck before it induse up chucking..

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Wow. Your good.

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its not that I just have to much free time..but thanks anyway

 

[Pecker]

I&#39;ve heard of igpay atinlay.
I may have seen toburkey lobatin.
But horse latin?

Neigh.

 

[geist]

Originally posted by Pecker@May 27 2005, 12:50 AM
I&#39;ve heard of igpay atinlay.
I may have seen toburkey lobatin.
But horse latin?

Neigh.

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bah ram ewe

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by geist@May 26 2005, 06:30 AM
no shrubberies were hurt in the making of this post..

Ni&#33;

 

[db03]

Bienvenue

Welcome

And a whole lot of other languages that i cant be arsed to type but you get the idea.

I hope you have a good time

 

[Pecker]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+May 26 2005, 04:16 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; May 26 2005, 04:16 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-geist@May 26 2005, 06:30 AM
no shrubberies were hurt in the making of this post..

Ni&#33;

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Roger the Shrubber: Are you saying Ni to that old woman?
King Arthur: Um, yes.
Roger the Shrubber: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
King Arthur: Did you say shrubberies?
Roger the Shrubber: Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.

 

[BuffMusicIdol]

"Open the book of Amaments&#33;"

"And thou shalt take the holy handgrinade, and thou shall place it in thy hand, and thou shalt pull the pin of the holy handgrinade and thou shalt count to three. And the number thou shalt count to is three. Thou shalt not count to two. Thou shalt not count to four, and thou shalt not count to any other number than three. And three is the number thou shalt count to. And thou shalt throw the holy handgrinade..."

[British warfare always made so much sense. I suppose we really should have lost the Revolutionary War.]

Now, Double, see what you&#39;ve started?

The Troll at the Bridge of Life: "Wot&#39;s yer favrit culla&#33;"

And as my Cockney friends say to me "Wy don&#39;t you lot speak proper English like wot I duz?"

Etc., etc., etc and so forth.

BTW, yes, horselatin. But I forget what the structure is. Turkey is "ob" in front of a vowel sound. Now sing this:

"Mobaroby hobad oba lobittoble lobamb whobose flobeece wobas whobite obas snobow." :wow:

Don&#39;t give me the "woodchuck" crap. :evilgrin:

Quite a welcome your getting, geist.

[YAWN] time for bed. It&#39;s been fun. -_-

 

[Supportive Female]

This link takes you to Monty Python&#39;s "Killer Rabbit" that really DID attack President Jimmy Carter in the 1970&#39;s.

btw, the film came out before the Carter incident, so Python wasn&#39;t ripping off or satirizing the president&#39;s encounter...

http://www.narsil.org/politics/carter/killer_rabbit.html

 

[geist]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+May 27 2005, 06:16 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; May 27 2005, 06:16 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-geist@May 26 2005, 06:30 AM
no shrubberies were hurt in the making of this post..

Ni&#33;

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oh what a world we live in where a random person can shout Ni at any one at random..

 

[geist]

Originally posted by db03@May 27 2005, 07:15 AM
Bienvenue

Welcome

And a whole lot of other languages that i cant be arsed to type but you get the idea.

I hope you have a good time

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I plan on that.. thanks

 

[geist]

Originally posted by Pecker+May 27 2005, 11:05 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pecker &#064; May 27 2005, 11:05 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@May 26 2005, 04:16 PM
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@May 26 2005, 06:30 AM
no shrubberies were hurt in the making of this post..

Ni&#33;

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Roger the Shrubber: Are you saying Ni to that old woman?
King Arthur: Um, yes.
Roger the Shrubber: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
King Arthur: Did you say shrubberies?
Roger the Shrubber: Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.

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[/b][/quote]Dirty nasty newt..>>

 

[geist]

Originally posted by BuffMusicIdol@May 27 2005, 02:37 PM
"Open the book of Amaments&#33;"

"And thou shalt take the holy handgrinade, and thou shall place it in thy hand, and thou shalt pull the pin of the holy handgrinade and thou shalt count to three. And the number thou shalt count to is three. Thou shalt not count to two. Thou shalt not count to four, and thou shalt not count to any other number than three. And three is the number thou shalt count to. And thou shalt throw the holy handgrinade..."

[British warfare always made so much sense. I suppose we really should have lost the Revolutionary War.]

Now, Double, see what you&#39;ve started?

The Troll at the Bridge of Life: "Wot&#39;s yer favrit culla&#33;"

And as my Cockney friends say to me "Wy don&#39;t you lot speak proper English like wot I duz?"

Etc., etc., etc and so forth.

BTW, yes, horselatin. But I forget what the structure is. Turkey is "ob" in front of a vowel sound. Now sing this:

"Mobaroby hobad oba lobittoble lobamb whobose flobeece wobas whobite obas snobow." :wow:

Don&#39;t give me the "woodchuck" crap. :evilgrin:

Quite a welcome your getting, geist.

[YAWN] time for bed. It&#39;s been fun. -_-

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somthing like..
Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high,
saying, &#39;Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou
mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.&#39; And the Lord
did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and
carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and
fruit bats,.. and so forth..

 

[geist]

Originally posted by Supportive Female@May 27 2005, 04:05 PM
This link takes you to Monty Python&#39;s "Killer Rabbit" that really DID attack President Jimmy Carter in the 1970&#39;s.

btw, the film came out before the Carter incident, so Python wasn&#39;t ripping off or satirizing the president&#39;s encounter...

http://www.narsil.org/politics/carter/killer_rabbit.html

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~cough~ and now you know the rest of the story..

 

[Pecker]

I was at Wal-Mart very early this morning. There were at most 10 customers in the place. Guess who had to sit and wait for a dazed and confused old lady to move her shopping cart so I could maneuver my electric scooter past her.

I usually wait patiently for these airheads to come back to Earth and see me waiting so they can say, "Oh, am I in your way?"

But this time I waited only a few seconds before I looked strongly at her and said,

"NI&#33;&#33;

She jumped about two feet and grabbed her cart, shoving it past me with a look on her face that said, "I thought retarded people had to be accompanied by a nurse&#33;"

Ni works better than an aerosol boat horn.

 

[prepstudinsc]

LOL Pecker you are priceless. Too bad you don&#39;t have a hidden camera that you can tape these things and post them up on here for us to watch.

 

[Supportive Female]

Originally posted by Pecker@May 27 2005, 08:49 AM
I was at Wal-Mart very early this morning. There were at most 10 customers in the place. Guess who had to sit and wait for a dazed and confused old lady to move her shopping cart so I could maneuver my electric scooter past her.

I usually wait patiently for these airheads to come back to Earth and see me waiting so they can say, "Oh, am I in your way?"

But this time I waited only a few seconds before I looked strongly at her and said,

"NI&#33;&#33;

She jumped about two feet and grabbed her cart, shoving it past me with a look on her face that said, "I thought retarded people had to be accompanied by a nurse&#33;"

Ni works better than an aerosol boat horn.

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That was YOU?&#33;?

I thought you only shopped at the Dollar Store.

btw: at least I had my "retardo" nurse with ME...