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Originally posted by Pecker@May 27 2005, 10:49 PM
I was at Wal-Mart very early this morning. There were at most 10 customers in the place. Guess who had to sit and wait for a dazed and confused old lady to move her shopping cart so I could maneuver my electric scooter past her.

I usually wait patiently for these airheads to come back to Earth and see me waiting so they can say, "Oh, am I in your way?"

But this time I waited only a few seconds before I looked strongly at her and said,

"NI!!

She jumped about two feet and grabbed her cart, shoving it past me with a look on her face that said, "I thought retarded people had to be accompanied by a nurse!"

Ni works better than an aerosol boat horn.
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Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
 

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Originally posted by Pecker@May 28 2005, 08:54 PM
Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
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what about "meaning of life?"
 

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Originally posted by Pecker@May 28 2005, 10:54 AM
Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
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"He's pining!"
 

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Originally posted by geist@May 28 2005, 12:58 PM
what about "meaning of life?"

The Meaning of Life? Okay, how about:

"So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not do 'vaginal juices'?"

"Yes, sir. Yes, sir."

"Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson."

"Rubbing the clitoris, sir?"

"What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy."


And, of course, there's always Every Sperm Is Sacred!
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+May 29 2005, 08:19 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; May 29 2005, 08:19 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-geist@May 28 2005, 12:58 PM
what about "meaning of life?"

The Meaning of Life? Okay, how about:

"So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not do &#39;vaginal juices&#39;?"

"Yes, sir. Yes, sir."

"Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson."

"Rubbing the clitoris, sir?"

"What&#39;s wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don&#39;t have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy."


And, of course, there&#39;s always Every Sperm Is Sacred&#33;
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[/b][/quote]LIVE&#33; ORGAN&#33; TRANSPLANT&#33;
 

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Originally posted by ashlar+May 30 2005, 05:08 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ashlar &#064; May 30 2005, 05:08 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-headbang8@May 29 2005, 10:58 AM
I&#39;m a lumberjack, if you catch my drift.
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HE&#39;S A LUMBERJACK AND HE&#39;S O.K.&#33;&#33;&#33;
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HE SLEEPS ALL NIGHT AND WORKS ALL DAY.
 

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When Bush cut down a tree on Earth Day, all I could think of was the lumberjack song.

Actually, that&#39;s kinda strange, since most of my jokes about Bush&#39;s sexuality involve him simply being gay, not a transvestite.
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@May 29 2005, 12:07 PM
I don&#39;t want him on my crew.
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Don&#39;t worry. He&#39;s a flaming queen. As Chef said, "There&#39;s a huge difference between gay people and Mr. Garrison."