An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy. The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter. The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?" The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle". "Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?" "Sure", Says the Englishman. The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie. The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish. About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them. The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks". The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?"