Genuine offer of a 3sum near Shrewsbury

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  1. party43

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    Hi All,

    I'm new to the board, but not new to some things :)

    OK Boys, no messing PLEASE READ THE WHOLE MESSAGE BEFORE YOU HIT "SEND"
    This is a straight forward request...my partner and I are looking to have a 3sum, we are NOT looking for any 1 to 1's! This isn't a fantasy more something we have very good experience of. We are being very specific if not fussy about what we require so please ensure you meet requirements before considering your application, this isn't going to happen tomorrow, we both have lives to lead!

    We are require a good looking, and we mean good looking straight male, aged between 25-40, no older no younger. You MUST be fit, and don't try and blag it LOL. You have to be well endowed, over 8 inches, not near 8! and able to prove it, although we don't swap a lot of pictures. You must be very very clean and drug free, NON SMOKER, and not as hairy as king kong! trimmed downstairs, and no face hair. You must play by our rules, no pain, no anal, no weird Sh*t, no watersports. We are looking for fairly local guys, sorry for those that live more than 75 miles away but you will be expected to accomodate us. If we think we feel 100% safe we MAY consider getting you to come to us. Ok, so you're married, not my problem to think of an excuse to get rid of your wife and kids for a few hours.

    On offer is a couple who enjoy sex, in every sense, Im in my early 40's nice BIG 40dd tits, very very F**kable bum, a very wet P**sy, big lips, and I can handle large co*ks. Loves to dress sexy (see my pic), and WILL wear 6 inch porn shoes to please. Male is early 40's straight, outgoing, confident, over 6ft, and looking forward to pleasuring partner.
    NO TIMEWASTERS PLEASE, we have been here before on other sites, we know the routine, so basically don't F*ck about please :)

    Just a reminder.....Ideal person must be able to accomodate, but, if we feels right you might get an invite to our place, prefer daytime meets, as work and other commitments allow.

    You WILL NOT be dissapointed so get sending something worth reading guys! NO ONE LINERS THEY GET BINNED!!!! Put some F**KING EFFORT in.

    Hope to hear from you soon boys
    Lots of Hugs
    Wong
    x
     
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    how demanding and picky are you!
    Not that i am at all interested, but from a marketing angle your 'offer' is a bit one sided.
     
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    Aren't all marketing offers?
     
  4. party43

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    Yes sorry i re-read it and it is a bit one sided, but have been so messed around by timewasters.
    I'm not as tough as i seem, in fact soft and smooth ;-)
    xx
     
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