Geography Lesson

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  1. Pitbull

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    GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half-discovered, half-wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well-developed and
    open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot , relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

    After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages... An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge..

    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
    Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.


     
  2. Principessa

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    :biggrin1: Perfect! And so true. :lmao:
     
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