George Bush

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I have it on good authority that George Bush recently called Queen Elizabeth for some advice and this is how the coversation went;

GWB - Pardon me Ma'am I need your advice - As America is the only super power in the world I was thinking we need to upgrade ourslves. How do we become a Kingdom?

QE2 - One cannot as one is not a King!

GWB - Sorry I did not realise that was how it worked. How about we become an Empire?

QE2 - No, one is not an Emperor.

GWB - Well what do you suggest Ma'am?

QE2 - Stick with COUNTRY.:biggrin1: