George Bush

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  1. DaveyR

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    I have it on good authority that George Bush recently called Queen Elizabeth for some advice and this is how the coversation went;

    GWB - Pardon me Ma'am I need your advice - As America is the only super power in the world I was thinking we need to upgrade ourslves. How do we become a Kingdom?

    QE2 - One cannot as one is not a King!

    GWB - Sorry I did not realise that was how it worked. How about we become an Empire?

    QE2 - No, one is not an Emperor.

    GWB - Well what do you suggest Ma'am?

    QE2 - Stick with COUNTRY.:biggrin1:
     
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    GWB - But one is not a Count. :wink:
     
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    Not a cOunt - correct Pecker :eek:
     
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