George Papadopoulos.

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I used to know this Chinese guy named George Papadopoulos.




I asked him how he got such a name, and he said in heavily accented English, "Well, I was standing in line in immigration office. Guy in front, he say his name George Papadopoulos. Then they ask my name. I said "Sam Ting!".
 

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Hmm. Ok.

I expect the rate of people who appreciate this joke to be in the range of 0.05-0.01% but here goes.


A classics professor goes to a tailor to get some trousers repaired.

"Euripides?" says the tailor.

"Eumenides?" asks the professor.
 

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Diamondjoe walks into a tailor wearing just a shirt and shoes
And the tailor says "what the hell Diamondjoe you can't just go around swinging your dong in my store"


To which Diamondjoe replies "hey cut me some slacks"
 

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