I was clearing out my late German Grandfather's closet and decided to give all his old clothes to the local Goodwill. I handed over the bag of clothes to the shop assistant who was rummaging through it when a horrified expression formed on her face. "How dare you bring this uniform in to my shop" she exclaimed angrily. "This is a symbol of pain, shame and humiliation." Hugely embarrassed at this turn of events, I quickly took back the bag. "I'm truly sorry" I said. "I had no idea he was an Cub's fan."