You would think that this Covid virus turns everyone into a non stop shitting machine considering there is no toilet paper available anywhere thanks to all the idiots buying it all up.
Due to that fact, I went out and found myself a PureSpa bidet for the toilet that bolts under the toilet seat. They have a cold water version or a temp controlled model for an extra $30 or so. All they had in stock was the cold water version so I grabbed it, a little worried about spraying cold water at my asshole but at least I wouldn’t have to worry about toilet paper anymore considering I can’t find any. I bought a couple packs of terry cloths and use them to dry off and then they can be washed. It took a few times to get the technique right but now I got the hang of it. I love it! The clean feeling can’t be beat and there is the bonus of how it feels while using it. First off don’t worry about the warm water version, the cold water ain’t that bad. The feeling of the water at your ass is really nice, sometimes really really nice and it gives me a hard on. I’m ok with that. It feels like a magical tongue licking your hole clean. I can even feel the water going up into my ass a bit too which adds to the overall clean feeling. Toilet paper ain’t really cleaning inside your ass much is it?
I totally recommend a bidet. Now I’m gonna have to look for hotels and resorts with bidets for when I get to travel again. Toilet paper is now a last resort for me.
Due to that fact, I went out and found myself a PureSpa bidet for the toilet that bolts under the toilet seat. They have a cold water version or a temp controlled model for an extra $30 or so. All they had in stock was the cold water version so I grabbed it, a little worried about spraying cold water at my asshole but at least I wouldn’t have to worry about toilet paper anymore considering I can’t find any. I bought a couple packs of terry cloths and use them to dry off and then they can be washed. It took a few times to get the technique right but now I got the hang of it. I love it! The clean feeling can’t be beat and there is the bonus of how it feels while using it. First off don’t worry about the warm water version, the cold water ain’t that bad. The feeling of the water at your ass is really nice, sometimes really really nice and it gives me a hard on. I’m ok with that. It feels like a magical tongue licking your hole clean. I can even feel the water going up into my ass a bit too which adds to the overall clean feeling. Toilet paper ain’t really cleaning inside your ass much is it?
I totally recommend a bidet. Now I’m gonna have to look for hotels and resorts with bidets for when I get to travel again. Toilet paper is now a last resort for me.