- bree,
I was rolling kids say the funniest things....
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby
sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one
for hot milk and one for cold?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny
replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said,
"If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love
you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury outside my bedroom wiindow."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She
tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration,
her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it
for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it
know it's me?
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
"Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth
Cough."
D I (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How
much do I cost?"
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging
and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he
asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth."
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his
Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll
happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read:
"The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned,
James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly,
rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile
and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby
sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one
for hot milk and one for cold?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny
replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said,
"If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love
you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury outside my bedroom wiindow."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She
tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration,
her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it
for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it
know it's me?
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
"Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth
Cough."
D I (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How
much do I cost?"
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging
and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he
asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth."
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his
Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll
happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read:
"The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned,
James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly,
rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile
and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?
