this next series I have titled "Exisaasrkog does Washington"
captions are as follows, because every good dick 'shop needs a catchy caption:
jefferson - "the architect of this building decided against the use of classical ionic columns in favor of the contemporary dick style."
lincoln - "holy crap mom, look at him! he's huge!"
iwo jima - "It's too heavy, captain, I can't lift it!"
washington - "--ha, its kinda looks like a giant cock. --Tommy, get your head out of the gutter. that monument commemorates one of the greatest leader we have ever had."