Flash Your Vagina With LED Light Up Merkin
IMHO, If a man needs LED lights and a neon, troll hair doll looking wig just to find his way to the promised land he doesn't belong there.
Have a hard time directing traffic through your tunnel of love? Well, theres a new light-up merkin (thats a wig for your lady bits) on the market. Seemingly made from troll hair, the furball for your feminine side has also got LED lights with two lure modes so you can literally flash the object of your affection. Plus, you can direct the light to hold their gaze nothing like blinding a partner right as they get to see you naked! To get the faux hair down there, all youve got to do is place it on with the patented toupee tape. That sticky stuff lasts up to six weeks, but beware, the company behind the merkin, Playazon, whose marketing tagline is, oddly enough, the online source for that burning sensation, also warns, We strongly advise NOT to use this tape as an impromptu waxing substituteIT CAN REMOVE MORE THAN JUST YOUR HAIR! Eek! Even at a reasonable $45, this flashlight clearly isnt gonna turn anyone on. [Trend Hunter]
IMHO, If a man needs LED lights and a neon, troll hair doll looking wig just to find his way to the promised land he doesn't belong there.