Get your own fucking sandwich!

[ManlyBanisters]

Yeah, I'm talking to you.










Dim as a box of wingnuts.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

What gives you any honest idea I wan' your stinking sandawich, huh?:irked:

BTW, get yo' hands off my beer, or your family will wear black, my porcine princess.

Thick as a brick.

 

[B_Nick8]

I'll have mine with mayo, thanks.

 

[Northland]

Yeah, I'm talking to you.










Dim as a box of wingnuts.

I'll have a pulled pork on sourdough...



...and could I get an order of onion rings with that?


Thanks doll face...





(box of wingnuts-there isn't any such thing. Wingnuts are sold and found in nests, not boxes. Sheesh...mmm.... hasheesh....(the stronger cousin of hashish))

 

[luka82]

I hear your sandwiches are rather dry!!!!
No, thank u

 

[camper joe]

I was going to make a sandwich but found I was out of ham.

 

[DaveyR]

I was going to make a sandwich but found I was out of ham.

I prefer pork but I'm out of it.

 

[jeff black]

Yeah, I'm talking to you.



Dim as a box of wingnuts.

Why are you hoggin' the sammie? Maybe I want a bit too. I mean, I bought all the incredients with MY money. You're only job is to make it for me.

Now, go be a good woman and take care of it. I'd like pickles on the side.

 

[vince]

Here take a toke of this darl'in...

Better now? great... now go be creative in the kitchen ok?

 

[jeff black]

Here take a toke of this darl'in...

Better now? great... now go be creative in the kitchen ok?

HEY!!

I'm the only one who's allowed to be sexist here.

 

[luka82]

HEY!!

I'm the only one who's allowed to be sexist here.

Daddy, u can be sexist with me ANY time :biggrin1:

 

[vince]

HEY!!

I'm the only one who's allowed to be sexist here.

OK you be the sexist one. I'll be the sexiest. :tongue:
(and we'll see who get the pork)

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

But seriously, I'd like a ham sandwich with extra honey, you see the gf is outta town and.....
Well none yo' goddamn biz! Just gimme the damn sandwich!:irked:

j/k:biggrin:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

You're all fucking mad and I STILL AIN'T SHARING MY FUCKING SANDWICH!!!

 

[DaveyR]

You're all fucking mad and I STILL AIN'T SHARING MY FUCKING SANDWICH!!!

Awwww be nice. I don't want to see you slaughtered. Just let us have a leg please.

 

[Northland]

You're all fucking mad and I STILL AIN'T SHARING MY FUCKING SANDWICH!!!

Is there bacon on it? I love bacon!

 

[ManlyBanisters]

:rocketwhore:

 

[Drifterwood]

Pig - you are in the middle of my sandwich.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You're all fucking mad and I STILL AIN'T SHARING MY FUCKING SANDWICH!!!

If we all mad, madam porkchop pussy, it's all cuz you drove us mad.:wizard:

 

[Wish-4-8]

And American women still wonder why American men will marry foreign women?

Here is a clue: its that attitude.