Get your own fucking sandwich!

[DiscoBoy]

Back off.

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

Back off.

:rofl: GOOD ONE!!!! :biggrin1:

 

[Calboner]

Why would I want to fuck anybody's sandwich?

 

[ManlyBanisters]

And American women still wonder why American men will marry foreign women?

Here is a clue: its that attitude.

Yeah - that's right. It's all down to the fact that I'm American.

You illiterate tit.

 

[deleted3782]

It's all down to the fact that I'm American.

Welcome to the club.

How'zit feel?

 

[B_Hickboy]

And American women still wonder why American men will marry foreign women?

Here is a clue: its that attitude.

Do you think I should marry her?

 

[DaveyR]

Do you think I should marry her?

Noooooooo

 

[Opalite]

Is soup an option, though?

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Noooooooo

Careful Davey, I shall dress up as a man and have a go at Paul

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Welcome to the club.

How'zit feel?

Thank you. Are there snacks?

I dunno - you wouldn't let me feel it, remember? :wink:

Is soup an option, though?

Fuck no.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Noooooooo

OK. I'll modify that to, "I'll marry her, fuck you." :biggrin1:

 

[invisibleman]

Do you think I should marry her?

Yeah--marry her for her sandwich...
and divorce her so you can get half
of her sandwich.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Yeah--marry her for her sandwich...
and divorce her so you can get half
of her sandwich.

She does have a fine sandwich. The best ever.

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

Who wants a lousey sandwich? Where's my 7 course gormet meal ?

 

[Wish-4-8]

Yeah - that's right. It's all down to the fact that I'm American.

You illiterate tit.

Left or right?

 

[Wish-4-8]

Do you think I should marry her?

Only if you want to get your own sandwich for the rest of your life as she uses her marriage to make a political point. Or she may divorce you and want you to pay for her sandwiches through alla-money, I mean, alimony. Same thing if you think about it.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Only if you want to get your own sandwich for the rest of your life as she uses her marriage to make a political point. Or she may divorce you and want you to pay for her sandwiches through alla-money, I mean, alimony. Same thing if you think about it.

She knows I have no assets. She wants me for my body. I want her because she helps me find a way to laugh.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Wish - you haven't the slightest idea what this thread is about - your contribution is meaningless.

She knows I have no assets. She wants me for my body. I want her because she helps me find a way to laugh.

Whoda thunk you were so ticklish! :kiss:

 

[Wish-4-8]

Wish - you haven't the slightest idea what this thread is about - your contribution is meaningless.



Whoda thunk you were so ticklish! :kiss:

Can you clue me in? I dont want to be the stupidest one here. :redface:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

No - I'm going to bed. I'm just sorry I can't take my sandwich with me.