Don't you tell me watch to do, bitch!
Shit!
God dayum that's hot!:biggrin1::tongue::wink:
Oh get a room and pick each other's noses in private, please. Room 183 perhaps? It's Jetson's themed!
Don't you tell me watch to do, bitch!
Shit!
God dayum that's hot!:biggrin1::tongue::wink:
I even tried to forcefully pick other people's noses
^Where's the room with the complimentary Easter Bunny costumes? I just got an idea for a delicious roleplay but I'm also going to need some chocolate-covered strawberries, some champagne, a light-sabre and a copy of Big Mama's House 2.
does that make you a rapist?
Well sir, you're speaking of the Deluxe Suite. It's taken for now by Mr. Pecker, but it will be available in 5...4...3...2...1... *Door opens*
We offer Rod Stewart soundtrack free of charge. Please make yourselves comfortable, I'll be back with the light-sabre.
... um ... :redface: ... maybe? But they don't understand, I just want to share the pleasure! They don't get it!
I want a lawyer now.
... um ... :redface: ... maybe? But they don't understand, I just want to share the pleasure! They don't get it!
I want a lawyer now.
Hello Mr Cockoloco, i am your Lawyer, Mr Ben Dover here
Hello Mr Cockoloco, i am your Lawyer, Mr Ben Dover here
Trust me, I think I would know what it's like to get fucked in the vagina.
Geez.:biggrin1:
ROTFLMAO!
Oh not him again!!!!
He makes me sign papers with very little notes at the bottom of the pages!
I had to be his servant dressed in women Tyrolean and Bavarian costumes for three weeks the last time!
He had some kinky fetishes too!
PICTURE IT >>> :icon1::22: + + :scratchchin: + :deal: + :moon: Hehe
Med. the slipping out of place of an internal organ; said as of the uterus.
You wear my dictionary out.
What a horrible show of prejudice towards straight/bi men from marleyisalegend and jasondawg.
Where? Where?? Aw fuck... I missed the show :frown1:
Keeping on topic...can you answer the question? Or are you a virgin? :smile:
Your mama isn't.Keeping on topic...can you answer the question? Or are you a virgin? :smile:
Go fuck yourself - at least you'd be getting laid :smile: