Getting hard on beach?

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  1. Bradboy

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    Imagine that you are on the beach, lying on your towel and few realy hot guys are playing in water near you and you got hard. What you do? How do you hide it?
     
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    I keep laying down on my towel and getting the tan that I want and I don't bother hiding it, if they are straight they wont notice and if they do notice they wont do anything about it, if they are gay and they like it, then they will approach me, or at least that is how I look at it.
     
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    It wasn't for the same reason as you described but it was my ex girlfriend who found it amusing to rub it up and down a bit to get me hard, It was a busy beach and I was wearing lycra cycling shorts so it was impossible to hide my excitement.
    Digging a hole in the sand and tanning my back was the only solution.:smile:
     
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    I just lie on my back and tie a 3'X5' US flag to my pole.

    Everybody salutes as they go by.
     
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    i always tend to get hard out in the sun the rays just have that effect that makes everything feel allllllriiiiiight. people just tend to glance and smile, little girls stare and giggle
     
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    I love to get hard at the beach and just SMILE!
     
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    I don't really mind getting hard on the beach, I just turn around and wait till it's gone.
     
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    When I used to go to the nude beach in Florida, I'd always make sure to jerk off before going. I disarmed the gun, so to speak.
     
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    If I had a bunch of towels or clothes I'd just make a pile on me. If not I'd probably just turn on my side and bend my legs up. Might not totally hide it but would at least not attract too much attention.
     
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    Just think of Rosie O'Donnell naked. :eek:
    Gone in less than a second....
     
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    If I got a stiffy on the beach, I would tuck in in my waist band, sit up or just roll over... Unless I am at a nude beach, there could be kids around, and they don't need to see me erect.

    Perhaps, I would just go in the water.... cool off.:rolleyes:
     
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    But then the site of your ass would get everybody else hard. :rolleyes:
     
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    In which case, I could roll back over, and we would all have hardons.:tongue:
     
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    I never use swinsuits
     
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    Me either, I use a SWIMsuit when I go swinning! :smile:
     
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    Great idea...
     
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    swimsuits lol!! What i mean that i prefer surfer shorts, it's more confortable and i feel less expose.
     
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    I usually dig a hole in the sand. A real deep one. lol
     
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